Mike Loved

To be stolen from, cheated, conned, have your work claimed by another party. The perpetrator is generally professional douche bag.

" Bill Twatwaffle told the boss your idea was his? Man, you got Mike Loved!!"

Mike Loved by Corinne C December 20, 2016

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. 

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.

“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. by zenissushi August 23, 2019

Lozerd 

A super loser, especially one that likes sucking his dragon's dick.

CJ is suck a Lozerd, look at him, just munching away at his dragons shaft.

Lozerd by Lvl2Wizard June 1, 2016

löded diper 

It is a band founded by Rodrick Heffley, brother of Greg Heffey.
Concept is from the book "Diary of a wimpy kid" created by Jeff Kinney.

His band is called “Loaded Diaper,” only it's
spelled “löded diper” on Rodrick's van.

löded diper by analyst@47 March 12, 2019

Losedows 

An Inoperative System invented by Macrosuck for the sole purpose of taking over the universe. The only thing it does well is display the Blue Screen of Death and form a breeding ground for viruses.

See also Internet Exploded.

You can't WIN if you use LOSEdows.

Losedows by Erdling July 9, 2004

loved unconditionally 

love with no limits; giving someone you care about everything, whether they deserve it or not.

Theodore L. loved his girlfriend. she was the only person he loved unconditionally, spending every moment with her and every penny he had on her.

loved unconditionally by thatinternetguy February 22, 2015

Lovedaze 

A state that occurs when someone is so in love with their significant other that the rest of the world, including family and friends, becomes dull and unimportant. Symptoms include a dazed, glassy look in the eyes when in the presence of the beloved and a lack of interest in familiar activities and pastimes. In this state, the beloved takes precendence over everyone and everything else, quickly becoming the center of one's life. Old friends and loved ones can expect to be shunned in favor of the new beloved. Usually occurs in the beginning of a relationship when the beloved is fairly new in one's life.

Peter was in such a lovedaze that I didn't even get to see him on his 18th birthday--he decided to spend the whole day with Claire and only Claire instead of bringing her out to celebrate along with all of us who love him.

My brother and I used to be real close, but I never see him anymore; he's in a lovedaze.

I don't know what I think of Emma's new boyfriend; I've never spoken to him, because all they do is whisper and make kissy faces at one another. They're both in such a lovedaze you can't talk to either of them while they're together, and they're always together.

I was in a lovedaze once, but then I started to miss my friends.

Lovedaze by Frigidifold September 5, 2009