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Ambulance Chasing Lawyers 

The lowest form of animal life; they are the arseholes who use the law in ways for which it was not intended. Some of these scumbags, quite literally, follow ambulances carrying people, involved in traffic accidents, to hospital in order to get them to make a claim against the other party involved. In Britain, these bastards use human rights law to prevent paedophile rapists from being deported back to their country of origin. They’re the ones who act on behalf of terrorists to pursue damages against troops who were doing their duty under incredibly difficult circumstances. Why do they do it? For money, they cynically exploit the law that is supposed to protect people to make themselves rich. They are vermin and should be treated as such.
“An online petition has been set up to make it legal to kill ambulance chasing lawyers!”
“Where do I sign?”
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Blues Lawyer 

Term used to describe the target market for very expensive guitars, the implication being that the only people who actually buy them are rich hobbyists and not actual gigging musicians.
"The Les Paul Supreme has a list price over 6 grand, clearly intended only for the blues lawyers."
Blues Lawyer by The Biggest Z October 3, 2014
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Amber Heard Lawyer 

Objection Hearsay.
Johnny Depp: So w-
Amber Heard Lawyer: OBJECTION HEARSAY!!!

LowKeyMon 

When you want to play Pokemon go without anyone noticing.
Ahh there's so many people! I guess I'll have to play LowKeyMon
LowKeyMon by lockenload23 July 19, 2016

Lower Ivy 

An elitist term used to denote schools that are relatively less selective and thus generally seen as less prestigious within the Ivy League. These schools are Brown, University of Pennsylvania, Dartmouth, and Cornell.

Admission Rates in 2021:
Harvard, 3.4%
Columbia, 3.7%
Princeton, 4%
Yale, 4.6%
Brown, 5.4%
University of Pennsylvania, 5.7%
Dartmouth, 6.2%
Cornell, 14.1% (2020)

Lauren Rivera, a professor at the Northwestern Kellogg School of Management, mentions in her publication "Ivies, Extracurriculars, and Exclusion: Elite Employers' Use of Educational Credentials," that "Brown, Cornell, Dartmouth, and University of Pennsylvania (general studies) were frequently described as 'second tier' schools that were filled primarily with candidates who 'didn’t get in' to a super-elite school."

As the quote implies, the Wharton School, which is the business school of the University of Pennsylvania, is generally excluded from the lower ivy designation as an exception.
God, I've wanted to go to an Ivy League school since kindergarten. Even a lower ivy would be good enough.
Lower Ivy by prominker June 15, 2021

Lawyers, Guns and Money 

What you send for when the shit has hit the fan.

Song by American songwriter Warren Zevon on his 1978 album "Excitable Boy."
"I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk.
Send Lawyers, Guns and Money, dad, get me out of this."

Lowery Freshman Center

Lowery is filled with fuck boys and hoes and a whole bunch of hood rats who love talking shit and fighting and also full of teachers that tell you 24/7 to put your id on.
Jack Goff: Dude didn’t you know lowery freshman center is like a strip club with all the people that get dress coded?

Nick gurr: Dude, really? no way!