| 1. | Yooper | ||
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Yooper is a common term for residents of the Upper Penisula of Michigan. It is derived from the initials U.P. which is pronounced you-pee. U.P. stands for Upper Peninsula, as opposed to the lower peninsula of Michigan.
It is not a derogortory term. It is used mainly by residents of lower Michigan and Wisconsin. That person is a yooper from Escanaba, Michigan.
Yoopers make fun of Trolls. Trolls are from 'down below', referring to lower Michigan. Yoopers come from above the bridge, referring to the Mackinac Bridge, which separates upper Michigan from lower Michigan. Yoopers have a habit of saying 'youse guy's' or often putting 'eh' after a statement. ie; Hey,youse guys, we're proud to be yoopers, eh?. |
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| 2. | Bad Axe | ||
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A city in lower Michigan. She was born in Bad Axe.
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| 3. | Michigan | ||
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*A magical state that consists of an upper and lower peninsula. The lower peninsula looks like a mitten.
*Here you can find college towns, laid off angry people, bored kids, cornfields, farms, and plenty homeless people in Detroit. *Michigan can't be that bad, because people who live in Michigan actually vacation in other parts of Michigan. People who live in the south part of Michigan like to go, "up north", sometimes to the U.P., to go hunting, fishing, camping, and visit the tourist attractions in their good old home state. *Once people in Michigan turn 19,it is almost tradition to cross the birdge into Canada to go drinking. *People love boats in Michigan, because of all the lakes, but have to sell them (no one will buy them) because they can't afford to use them anymore. *Sometimes things get pretty depressing in Michigan, but at least the weather keeps us on our feet (you never know what to expect.) *Numerous famous people hail from Michigan.. (Bob Sieger, Madonna, The White Stripes, Eminem, Kid Rock, Chiodos...) I live in Michigan and I don't have a job, but at least I have a boat, a cornfield in my backyard, and saw Kid Rock at a Piston's game!
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| 4. | Michigan | ||
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The best State. Even though Granholm fucked us up. I was born in Ann Arbor and lived in southeast Michigan my whole life. It is a beautiful state. Even though there are a lot of poor people, there are still those that are normal. People in Michigan go on vacation in their own state because its beautiful. Everyone has a boat and goes to lakes "up north" or to their "cottage" (coddage) If you don't own a boat, no worries, one of your friends does for sure and they'll let you chill with them. People in Michigan are aggressive drivers and actually know how to drive, unlike people in most other states. There are lakes everywhere that people vacation at, so you get to meet new people a lot. I vacation at Higgin's lake and Burt Lake in the northern lower peninsula and it is beautiful, except for when you can't go on the boat because its storming. The Great Lakes are awesome too (esp. Huron) even though they are a little chilly. In the Summer(ish season) there are a lot of rich people from other states that go to the lakes because its so cheap to vacation in Michigan. And the people are nice. Though a lot of people have lost their jobs and are poor, they are still the most generous people you could find. Grew up in Hamburg, Canton, Plymouth, and Howell Michigan.
Michigan is kind of the vernacular bridge for words. *We know what soda is, but we call it by the right name: POP some may even choose to call it soda-pop *A woodchuck and a groundhog are the same thing, but we call it by the right name: WOODCHUCK *a refrigerator is a "fridgerator" *government is "goverMit" * Stores such as Meijer, Kroger, and K-mart get a possessive s attached for whatever reason and become Meijer's, Kroger's, and K-mart's. * The beach refers to whatever lake you are closest to, whether it be a great lake or a smaller one. *There is such a thing as a Michigan accent we pronounce t's in the middle of worlds like d's (city= Ciddie)and we draw out our a's (baaathroom) *If you are from the U.P. (that's upper peninsula for you outsiders) then you are a yooper, if you are from the lower peninsula, you are a Troll (because you are below the Bridge) *The "Bridge" refers to the Mackinac Bridge *Correct pronunciations of Mackinac= Mackinac Bridge-MackinaW, Mackinaw City-MackinaW, Straits of Mackinac-MackinaCK, Fort Michilimackinac- MichilimackinaCK |
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| 5. | Michigan | ||
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-A magical, mitten-shaped land consisting primarily of trees, whitetail deer, squirrels, beaches, and snow. Inhabited by a race of people which are said to never complain about the cold, have a diet of which is made of 85% venison and beer, and are rumored to be direct descendants of Canadians.
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-Consists of the U.P. and the lower peninsula. Don’t ever call it the “L.P.” -Where whitetail deer come from. -Where whitetail deer flee from in November. -Tourists are both hated and loved here. The state needs them for a sustainable economy, yet it doesn't matter where you go; if you are a tourist, no one likes you. -All five Great Lakes belong to Michigan. Ontario included. Which is why Michigan is also called the “Great Lakes State”. Deal with it. -An Asian Carp’s dream home. -Therefore, Asian Carp are a Michigander/Michiganian’s greatest fear (other than running out of beer and deer to hunt). -There is only one sports rivalry that matters: University of Michigan and Michigan State. -Nobody in Michigan can drive worth a damn unless there’s snow on the ground. But even if there is snow on the ground, one should drive c... |
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| 6. | Hale, Michigan | ||
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Crossroads town above the thumb in Michigan. Little more than a blinking light, a store and a bar where all the locals can be found. Hale's bar features a unique custom, no matter what beer one orders, the bar maid draws alternately from either the Schlitz or Pabst Blue Ribbon tap. Locals apparently cannot distinguish between the two nor between both and all other beverages. "When you are in Hale, Michigan you can drink some Schlitz and get the shits."
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| 7. | michigan | ||
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1. a swing state for presidential elections...yeah, we matter!
2. consists of 2 peninsula's...yes, TWO. the u.p. is equally a part of michigan. 3. is not called the wolverine state because of the presence of wolverines...but because of their commitment and working like "wolverines" during the cold war. 4. state with some sweet colleges. 5. yeah, it's cold, but we like it! 6. we got all great lakes around us. beautiful, beautiful. 7. one word...pistons 8. we got the nimrods. 9. potholes-yes...unemployment? yes... 10. no state can be perfect, there are flaws, but michigan is an awesome state! 1. we vote democratic most of the time though.
2. the u.p. has the best stories. 3. we work hard, & it shows 4. michigan tech, central, concordia, ferris, michigan state, nmu, u of michigan (oldest state college in u.s.) 5. that's why you get complimentary gloves when you enter the lower peninsula. 6. if you stay anywhere in michigan, you are within 85 miles of a great lake. 7. so what if they didn't win the championship, they still got 2nd, they were defending champs and they lost in game 7, GAME 7!! 8. also, the bessemer speedboys and the kingsford flivvers were on the list for espn's high school names. 9. yeah, so what 10. worddd |
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