Janidhus are really unique people, usually looks similar to some one in the Goblin family, signs to tell if the guy is called Janidhu, look at his face and skin, if its scaly to the point of pus spewing while scratched, that is a Janidhu. Usually a virgin until the day of death or if your a lucky one, possibly around 50 years old - chances are lower than winning lotto but still have some hope
Janidhus are usually unbelievably deluded, sometimes to the point where they think they are godlike at thing that they are horribly useless at. They are pest-like creatures that will eventually eat away at your body and soul until you are just like them. Diet consists of curry, curry and japati's
"hey doesnt that guy look like a goblin" - says bob
"oh haha must be a Janidhu, look away son" - says mother
The noise gas makes as it passes through your intestinal tract on it's way to your anus. Prefarts are most common after eating Mexican cuisine, brocolli, trail mix or cheap beer. Prefarts are oftentimes noisier than the actual fart they will eventually mature into, however unlike a fart --which you can soften the sound of by discreetly seperating your butt cheeks-- there is no way to manipulate your body to soften the deafening noise of the prefart. Most people will try to pass it off as their stomach growling, but since the sound emanates from a decidely lower point on your torso, no one is fooled and you would be better off to point at the dog or an old person nearby.
Must've been a Pre-fart....Stop pointing at my dog.
Same principal as a teabag (To lower your body as to dip the testicles into an other's mouth)...
Only the teabagger is wearing a kilt.
How was Mike's wedding?
Pretty good I think. I can't remember much after lampshading the bridesmaid.
As previously stated, Scituate is full of whiny assholes. Also potheads. Alot of poser ass nikkas who substitute the word nigger with the word nikka, so their whiny ass peers dont call them a racist. Most scituate middle schoolers love to pick fights on facebook, but will never approach you in person. Highschoolers love to talk all gangster whilist they study for their A+'s. The girls are all sluts. Scituate is basically divided into 3 groups, the first being white students trying a little too hard to be ghetto, the second being hipsters trying a little too hard to be different and the third would be potheads trying a little too hard to be have that 'stoner' look. The school system sucks, and scituate is a pretty diverse WHITE town. meaning you will see all types of freaks, goths, jocks, nerds, stoners, scene, emo preps, rednecks, and dumbasses. The students body is divided into social class as follows: 60% middle class, 20% lower class, 20% upper class. Scituate is a boring town, where not much happens in person. Everyone in scituate LOVES to hide behind a computer.
Scituate Kid = Eyy fuckkerrr donttt sayy shitttt tooo myyy bitchh;; nikka.
Me: Learn to spell you illiterate fuck. I said "hi" to your 'girl.'
Scituate Kid = Ughhh i can spelllll bitchhhhh, stfuu before i kick your ass.
Me: Okay kid, whatever. Ill fight you, where you want to meet?
Scituate Kid = Ummmmm...... Nvm I got madddd shit to do mannnn too bussyyy.
Me: Okay tomorrow, town square at 5.
Scituate Kid = My mommm wont take meeeee.
Me: Fuck you.
Scituate Kid = My moms looking at the screen, dont swear please. dont hurt me! bye. (i want your cock)
Me: Uh. Bye? (WTF)
The compilation of four dancing moves happening to a song. The first dance move is called 'The Jerk', in which someone rocks to the right and left while progressively getting lower and twisting their legs. The second dance move is called 'The Reject' and is commonly mistaken for jerking, while jerking is all four of these moves combined. The Reject involves picking up one foot off the ground, hopping forward with the other and falling back onto that foot which was picked up, then repeating this cycle while switching feet and keeping your body in the same place. The third move is called 'The Dip' and only involves bending your knees slightly and possibly moving from side to side. This is a kind of filler move, so you can recover from Rejecting or Jerking and still maintain high swag levels. The fourth and most difficult move is 'The Pin Drop'. To do this you deliberately roll one of your ankles so you begin to fall in that direction, than you catch yourself with your other foot, placed behind your knee on the lead falling leg. Once you have fallen and caught yourself, you can finish the move by standing up and spinning simultaneously to come up to a regular standing position. Many people believe that only African Americans can jerk, but that is not true. Anyone can je...more...
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The University of Toronto (U of T) is a large research oriented school located in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.more...
U of T prides itself on being the most academically intensive school in the country and, generally speaking, they are correct. Unfortunately, everything else about the university sucks.
Despite what U of T students and faculty may tell you, it is NOT the "Harvard of the North," that distinction goes to Mcgill. (sorry Queen's)
The admissions averages are lower than that of "easier" schools such as UWO, Queen's, and Mcgill because no one wants to go there. There is no student community, and no social scene. The student body is VERY unattractive, and most are virgins when they graduate.
Speaking of graduates, the ones U of T produces are pathetic: they have zero real world skills, and despite their "VASTLY SUPERIOR EDUCATION!!!!!," are unable to find jobs; that is until some enterprising Waterloo alum realizes that U of T graduates make excellent code monkeys if kept locked in a back room and fed a steady diet of study drugs and U of T alumni newsletters.
If you want to become a businessman, go to Western. If you want to become a doctor, go to Mcgill. If you want to become a lawyer, go to Queen's. If you want to become an insecure, friendless, virgin loser, who will forever cling to the security blanket known as "prestige," go to the University of Toronto; if that's your goal, there truly is no better school anywhere in Canada or the world.
The HFU, or HAZARDOUS FOOD UNIT is a unit of measurement used to rate and compare foods, especially crappy foods.
* The lower the measure the better.
* Below 1 is OK
* Above 1 your body is taking a hit.
* Given the demonstrated creativity of 'food scientists' there is no upper bound.
Orange => ~ 0.2 HFUs
Good chocolate (in moderation) => ~ 1.1 HFUs
Twinkie => ~ 20 HFUs
Dude, those pancakes covered with syrup and ice cream and cookies and that sprinkle shit and budwiser were the bomb but must have been 20 HFUs! I'm going home to chug pepto and die.