A large non-cancerous fatty tumor in the scrotum of inbred rednecks.
"Hey Cooter, check this durn thing out!"
"Keeter, I gander ya' got three nuts."
"Yeah, I reckon it's a lowell in my sack."
Lowell is a historic mill town in Massachusetts and one of the first industrialized cities in the United States. Many of the old mill buildings have since been converted into lofts.
Since its founding, Lowell has been an ethnically diverse town and that tradition continues to this day. From the Irish fleeing from the potato famine to the Cambodian immigrants of today, a promise of a better life has brought people to Lowell from all around the world to Lowell for almost 200 years.
Lowell sits upon the confluence of the Concord and Merrimack rivers. Along with its many canals and historic downtown, walking tours are an excellent way to get to know the city.
Lowell is rich with local flavor and while often outshined by much larger Boston, is one of the cultural centers of New England with its growing and vibrant art scene. With events such as the Lowell Folk Festival, the Southeast Asian Water Festival, and the many celebrations of Jack Kerouac, Lowell has much to offer anyone choosing to visit and a multifaceted and unique community for those who choose to make it home.
How many Market Baskets are there in Lowell?
Lowell is a city in Massachusetts
. Lowell is famous for its mills and multiple gang fights. There are about 35 Dunkin' Donuts
and only three Dunkin' Donuts
employees who speak English. If you go to high school, you go to Lowell High. It is typical for a student of Lowell High School to skip class to go to Arthur's Diner to get a boott mill, which is a breakfast sandwich made up of 99% grease. If you go to the Voke (the Joke), no one cares about you. Typically, if you are white and graduate you most likely end up going to UMass
Famous author Jack Kerouac
was born and raised in Lowell and pretty much everyone pretends to like him even though they never have read "On The Road". Ed McMahon
was born there, too.
A lot of the roads downtown are made out of cobblestones, which is really annoying considering everyone drives a Civic
. Most of the year the downtown area is full of homeless people until the Lowell Folk Festival comes along and every suburbanite (from Chelmsford, Westford, Andover, etc.) bravely steps into the city.
It is typical for a citizen of Lowell to have witnessed a drug deal, shooting, or arrest atleast ten time...
Sexy, funny, smart, handsome, intoxicating, irresistable and a pain in the ass.
He is exactly what I want in a guy. Why can't everyone be a Lowell
Homonym for popular internet abbreviation "lol". Typically used ironically by people wishing to express amusement textually but who abhor internet slang. Can be combined with proper names to add to the irony.
"...so I said, that's not a particle accelerator, that's my wife!"
First of all, i live in lowell massachusetts and you dont see "atleast ten shootings a year" ive lived there for 18 years and havent heard a gun shot. not to say that it doesnt happen on occasion. most people like to get high and drive around on blunt rides and get wasted. its a nice place to live so stop wit all that stereotypical bull.
"lets go get a gram and go smoke"
"lets go to simons and hang out and rev our engines all night" bridge st and the boulevard are spots in lowell that never sleep. You will always see people walking no matter what time of night
Lowell is a city in Massachussetts. It's known for it's art, culture, and ethnic diversity. Visiting there you will find cambodians, greeks, puerto- ricans, white kids, etc. The oscar winning film the Fighter was shot in downtown lowell. it's a pretty violent place with gangs and many shootings in centralville and the highlands. in downtown, drugs and homeless is everywhere, while on appleton st. prostitutes are easy to find. in belvidere, ghetto white families rule with their normal, snobby lifestyle. Tip: it sucks ass there. lowell is also a historical place known for the many mills in downtown and some are converted into luxery apartments. lowell hates dracut but the dracut ppl still come to the folk festival every year
katy: let's go to the bars in lowell!
jacky: sorry, there was a gang shooting last nite, we better steer clear