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the best song in rocky horror picture show. Frank sings it "Don't get strung out by the way I look/Don't judge a book by its cover/I'm not much of a man by the light of day/But by night I'm one hell of a lover."
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| 58. | Boys...The Song | ||
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This song is a very easily obtained torture device brought to you by Smile.dk (that's the band name). It only works on straight males or lesbians. The reason for this is...well, just look at the lyrics in the example section (I hate examples). Now you know how to torture your boyfriend. I recommend not using it on your lesbian girlfriend if you're a lesbian. Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body)
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Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey) Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl) Be my lover boy Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body) Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey) Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl) Be my lover boy Hot summer time Always something on my mind A kind of magic in the air I'm on the run To a sunny paradise Burining beaches everywhere I'm just a girl who's looking for some fun It's time to get things started So come on everybody Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body) Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey) Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl) Be my lover boy Hot summer night Always makes me loose control It feels like heaven now I'm free And all the boys If you want to feel the heat Just come along and play with me I'm just a girl who's looking for some fun It's time to get things started So come on everybody Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body) Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey) Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl) Be my lover boy Use this well. |
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| 59. | Chunky Buford | ||
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Act of tucking your lips inside your lover's anus and vomiting inside their rectum. Then after an hour wait, you lay down while they squat over you and fart it back out on your chest. Usually by this point the vomit curdles nicely, and comes out chunky like cottage cheese. I heard Danny Juicyfingers and Sanzabar Pepperpants were up all night last night watching Golden girls reruns and giving each other some pretty healthy Chunky Bufords.
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| 60. | Russian | ||
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You are a Russian if:
1-your body composition is 75% vodka. 2-you skip classes,watch porn,go night clubbing and somehow still get A in Maths and Science exams. 3-the only English sentence you know is "Fuck you",yet you boast about pretendin' you're the shit. 4-you are way too overpatriotic to your country,but find excuses to not getting your ass out and contribute something to it. 5-you have an unusual obsession to techno music,guns,cars,crack and mafias. 1-Igor:drink vodka cola!!!!!!!!!!!
2-Anton:A+ actually. 3-Average Russian teenager:Yo!Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you!!!! English dude:I beg your pardon young man? ARt:???..uh...fuck you fuck you fuck you!!! 4-You are not going to let Russia's economy run by foreigners aren't ya motherland lover?? 5-Vladmir:I just bought an AK-47 last week.Wanna try it out? *wink *wink |
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| 61. | Golden shower | ||
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An act of pissing on your lover for kicks. Ladies: if you get both a love dump AND a golden shower, count yourself lucky! Thats one special act of love.... lol After a night of hot, vigorous sex, Jack decided to give Jill a golden shower, closely followed by a love dump...
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| 62. | Conor Oberst | ||
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A decent folk singer/songwriter from Nebraska whose talents are exaggerated by 16 year old fan girls who initially liked him because they saw his picture in Elle Girl. conner obrest is so sexy lover i dont have to love is the most meaningful song that ever filled my ears and i want him to visit my bedroom at night because he is so hot
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| 63. | FAP | ||
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Feehely's Ass Pizza, an up and coming pizza chain owned by a close friend. Famous for it's wide range of delectable toppings such as dingleberries or semen and served with their famous drink, Pink Period Juice. I went to FAP last night and got a Dingleberry Lover's Supreme with a large PPJ.
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