russia's greatest love machine

In 1869, Pokrovskoye, Russia, a man named Grigori Rasputin was born.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.

Person 1: "You know Alex?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine

russia's greatest love machine by BigYearSevenBoi February 1, 2019

love machine

Someone who is able to make love for more than 24 hours straight.

Damn he is just one big love machine, he runs for 77 hours straight without being oiled.

love machine by DougMR September 1, 2005

lolmachine

1.A machine that generates lols.
2.A person who spends their time chatting to their friends online.

I am the lolmachine.
He spends so much time on msn, he's a lolmachine.

lolmachine by Monkeyking April 19, 2008

Peruvian love machine 

hot sexy peruvian with a nice nose and a big penis, and love to fuck girls and play the game as many times as he can. Play the shit out of bitches and fuck them hard in the ass hole.

Hey girl I was with the peruvian love machine yersterday and i became crippled from my legs down.

Peruvian love machine by mc dhq January 24, 2008

Love Machine

An insatiable sexual dynamo who is fuelled by the consumption of alcohol. Typically found entertaining friends at the beeratorium, they are easily identified by their intellectual yet smouldering sexuality, non-stop banter (the volume of which is directly proportional to the amount of alcohol imbibed) and a general inability to keep their cock in their pants. Keen metallurgists with a particular fondness for brass they are one of the chief exponents of beer goggles and regularly suffer from beermentia.

Girl 1 - Check out that stud muffin at the bar wearing the white shirt
Girl 2 – Wow! What a Love Machine.

Love Machine by theonetheywonttalkto March 26, 2012

Lamemachine 

a person that is so lame, they might as well be a lame-machine.

"dood, ryan is a total lamemachine!"

"no way man, he's with Allegra, and she's the shiz."

Lamemachine by Allegramachine1217 March 5, 2010