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lovehump 

Good sex between intimate partners that lies somewhere between lovemaking and fucking. Often includes cute sex, fun sex, conversational sex, or all of the above. When lovehumping feel free to laugh, cuddle, talk dirty and try new things because you are with somebody who loves you.
1. Honey, that was such a good dinner. Let's lovehump. OK.

2. I'm going to take you home and lovehump you, cause I can. OK.

3. I thought maybe instead of sweet lovemaking down by the fire or hard-core slamming, tonight we could lovehump. What do you think? OK.
lovehump by Rachel & Cole January 16, 2007
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love dump 

A shorter way of saying love dumpling. It does not have anything to do with deficating on a sexual partner. Seriously. Stop reporting my name.
Birdie is my lovedump.

it is NOT the following:

Dude, she totally got up after riding me and took a love dump on my chest.
love dump by Lovedump September 16, 2006
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lovepump 

Lovepump (Lovepump United Records) is the name of an indie record label founded in 2004 by the college students Jake Friedman and Mookie Singerman of the band Glitter Pals. The Glitter Pals first EP was Lovepump's first release. Currently, Lovepump has released over 27 EP's and received much fame after releasing the debut album "The Lovvers" by AIDS Wolf in 2006.
Alot of their bands tend to fall in the noise rock category
AIDS Wolf, Glitter Pals, Genghis Tron, HEALTH, Child Abuse, and Pre- a few bands that are on Lovepump label
lovepump by xrist November 9, 2009

Love Dump 

What do you do when you've split up with someone.
To quote Static-X:

I really hate you!
Love dumpling
Now my bowels ache, yeah!
Love Dump by Jibberwocker May 12, 2007

Tender Love Dump 

When your other half desides to show their effection by shitting on you. Normally On the cheast or face. Then rubbing it in like a cream.
"Guys guess what my Misses did last night"

"What man?"

"She took a tender love dump on me"

"No way man thas shit hot"
Tender Love Dump by KrRnWi March 10, 2008

Love Dump 

when you cum inside a girls cunt, you fill a condom with your shit and watch her fuck it until it breaks.
man, you should've seen the love dump i gave her last night.
Love Dump by Dongzilla February 16, 2005

Love dump 

After sex you shit your pants and mold it into the shape of a heart for your partner to caress
Bro did you see her love dump?
Love dump by Mr. Burgundy July 12, 2017