love is something kids tell each other when they like each other a lot. It is, in fact, BULLSHIT. Said kids end up always "fighting" and when one wants sex and the other doesn't, they break up and the boy dates the girl's best friend.
Jake: I fuckin love you, Sarah.
Sarah: I love you, too!

{Three weeks later}
Jake: Well, you wouldn't let me fuck you... So too bad for you. I still love you though. I'm just going to date your friend now.
Sarah: Oh... Ok... Hope you're happy...
Jane: JAKKKKE! I LOVE YOU! -to Sarah-Sweetie, are you sure?
Sarah: it's whatever...
by ThisxLovexThisxHate March 31, 2009
An illusion.
Eric - "I think I love her"
Fred - "Haha, good luck with that"
by sHaLaAL January 30, 2009
Two women having sexual inter/outercourse while i watch
I love this shxt!
by pothw August 19, 2008
"Love - A temporary insanity curable by marriage." ~ Ambrose Bierce
"I'll love you 'till death do us part." What happens when you sober up/are cured? That's why divorce lawyers make the big bucks.
by DaveofSanGabriel June 16, 2008
The most powerful feeling in the world that words will never be able to describe, though many do try. One will fully understand love only through discovery and experience, not explanation.
Love is patient, love is kind,
and is not jealous,
love does not brag
and is not arrogant,
does not act unbecomingly,
it does not seek its own,
is not provoked,
does not take into
account a wrong suffered,
does not rejoice in
but rejoices with the truth,
bears all things, believes
all things, hopes all things,
Endures all things.
Love never fails.

1 COR. 13
by Scott Klar May 13, 2008
giving your gun away when it's loaded
love shatters you to pieces, but
a heart will keep beating long after it's been broken
by Astrix January 31, 2008

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