ISENT LOVE GRAND
I DONT LOVE YOU
Well let me explain this seemingly beautiful sensation that is love. Imagine getting hit in the chest my Mike Tyson(Prime Years) then getting kissed by Angelina Jolie all at the same time whilst getting a handy from Michael J Fox. You see, love is a feeling that you only feel whilst you are with the person for a few months then that feeling starts to dry up like a cheap lap dancer in Vagas, leaving you content although slightly disappointed.Let me enlighten you(pubescent girl) love, the real feeling not the one on TV or in the movies, love is boring. Love is putting up with shit, farts and missed dates. If you want to feel the love, the love in movies that has the leading man dying for the one he loves, then you have to break up with your other and see how that feels like. That feeling of loss is the real love that poets have been writing about for eons, that emptiness is love. I strongly suggest you take up masturbation if you want to spare yourself from that pain because god knows that the pain is in knowing that she has moved on and you are alone, in the dark, thinking only of her.Logically without the sentimentality; love is evolutions means of keep humans together for long enough to procreate. Simple rule,works a treat shame that it fades on average after 15 odd years of marriage around the age of 40 when your old and ugly and only a subscription to botex weekly can cure the scurge that is middle aged life.Get the gist, yet pumpkin.
Dude: Stop being such a pussy! GROW A PAIR AND LAY DOWN THE LAW ON SOME HOs, by which i mean go fuck, alot.
Break up guy: Ok, I will thanks dude you're the man. I will forget Becca, the little whore.
Dude: I know. Now go out a fucktiply. See what I did there multiply and fuck just had sex in my head and they made a new word.