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another word for dick
slap a girl across the face with your love truncheon
by suffolk strangler December 27, 2006
 
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Love Truncheon: the glans penis
He had a love truncheon the size of a donkey.
Q. How could someone with a bonce like yours get to root her?
A. Once I unleashed the love truncheon she knew she couldn't resist.
by Coitdog October 20, 2005
 
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my willy, which is bigger than anything else
i drove my love truncheon up her dirt track
by patricia October 01, 2003