An extreme sport performed by extreme people. Takes alot of practice, commitment and quite often temper (especially when your skatepark is filled with children and bikers)
And why do people think skaters are bad people? Is it cause of the sport we love? The clothes we wear? The things we say?
Do they say the same about bmxers? No, and the only difference between us and them is they rest their genitals on a clumsy piece of bent metal with two wheels! Oh yea, and they're annoying cocky assholes who take up too much space in skateparks.
I probably wouldn't have just said that had I not seen what they say about us here.
The point is, Skateboarding is an awesome life long adventure with so many rewards along the way, no matter what rate you progress at.
Skater 1: "Hey man, oi I just kickflipped the britomart 8 yesterday!"
Skater 2: "Sick! You wanna head up there and film it? I might try it too."
Biker 1: "Hey dude, I just found a lump of dirt yesterday!"
Biker 2: "Rad! You wanna head up there and film it? I might try it too."
Whereas the defecation is unartistically left in a lump as in a Cleveland Steamer. With the Lirpa Sloof variation, the deposit is made unto a ring shape. The Lirpa Sloof variation shows the recipient that you have class and muscle control.
Sarah, calling out to her roomate says "Hey, come see this Lirpa Sloof on my chest, that random guy I slept with last night really was classy!"
"Yeah, and the it's a perfect circle too, he sure has great muscle control!"
"Yeah", Sarah sighs, "I think I'm in love."
The lump of hard goo in a pump bottle of mosturizer. Come out under pressure and clings to your arms and hands.
The hardened, sticky goo stuck in a man's penis hole. Can produce babies up to 24 hours. Clean it, cover it and don't trust it.
I just wantted to moisturize my dry skin. Pump was clogged and I hit it hard. Some big nozzle snot came out and broke the lamp!
Tricia had sex with Barry. He pulled out in time but she got pregnant from dried, leftover nozzle snot on his clogged one-eye.
The big fat disgusting hairy thing just below your back that hot chicks grab when they're horny and want a piece of you. Guys grab chicks asses too if they're pervs, which I'm not. But this is retarded and I love the urban dictionary. Why the hell are you even looking this up you frickin dumbass. O ya, a butt has two cheeks, usually covered in cellulite and that kinda crap, and it has a butthole, which has a sphincter and all that awesome stuff. You take a shit out of it. Now go get a life and read something useful
Bob was so horny that he grabbed Shila's beautifully shaped ass.
Abortion of a word substitute for "Clitoris" first coined by an ESL retard, claiming to be an adult female, who is purportedly an 11 year old boy with inadequate anatomy training.
"My tickloris is very sensitive and it doesn't take much rubbing to make me cum"
when a man sticks his erect penis in a womans lubricated vagina for either pleasure or baby making. Sex can be done between a man and a woman a woman and a woman or a man and a man or several people at once (threesome, foresome, orgy etc).
i was walking into the auditorium setting down the costumes for the show that was about to begin. My friend was talking to me but as i was setting up my eyes were fixed on something else. The sexist man alive and the lead in the show, Adam. He was lifting a heavy backdrop and his muscles showed through his shirt and he was sweaty, which was turning me on. He looked at me from the stage and winked. I blushed real bad and turned around. Later when everybody was in their own dressing rooms, i was changing, when i heard a knock from outside. "some ones in here," i said. "I know," said a voice. i went outside half naked and saw adam standing there wearing practically nothing. "what are you doing here?" i said as i reached for my shirt. "Don't" he said , he held my hand and took the shirt out of my hands. His voice was low and sweet and he pulled me toward him. I didnt resist as we kissed passionately. He grabbed the small of my back with one hand and my breast with the other. I held his head as i reached down to the hard lump in his pants. "Take your pants off," i commanded, he did so quickly. And i saw the biggest penis that i had ever layed eyes on. I was 10 inches long and 3 inches wide completely erect. I slowly licked the tip and blew on the top. The sensation drove him crazy as he moaned for more. I went up and down the shaft with my mouth and then started deep throating him. I couldnt help it but i bit down as his penis reached the back of my throat. "OH MY GOD, dont sto...more...
1. Any female food service worker with sores in her mouth who willingly sucks a guys nuts so hard she removes blackheads.
2. A girl who can recite the entire alphabet with a hard boiled egg in her throat.
3. guys who go after older women based entirely off of the extra skin around their throats.
You should see the new manager at Wendy's. She does this thing with an egg that made me fall in love watching her neck fat shake and man what a ride. You can't even look at my nuts in direct sunlight!!
She is the queen of all lump gagglers.