"Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You recieve a love letter from me, and you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!"
A) Term used to describe a heart-warming notice from United States customs. Informs you that your illegal product has been seized. <3
B) An emotional document written to express a fondness, passion, or otherwise appreciation.
I ordered 1,000 xanax bars and the fucking dea kept it leaving me a love letter.