| 29. | girlfriend | ||
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n. indexical. the female to whom the utterant is attraceted in all relevent ways (e.g. aesthetic, interests, &c.) my girlfriend is fly as hell and i (whatever my politically correct gender may be) cannot keep my hands off her. of course i'd miss her more if i could see her but not talk to her than if i could talk to her and not see her. i suppose that tells you where my priorioies lie, but then again welcome to modern technology. so who wants to guess my gender? you think you know but you gonna be wrong. love y'all anyway.
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| 30. | Beautevil | ||
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A woman that is seemingly BEAUTiful by all outward appearances, but as it turns out is actually a very EVIL person on the inside only out for money and their own interests.
-Pretty much all exceptionally attractive women with only a few exceptions. Most movie stars and models, but it's sometimes tougher to diagnose. I thought my girlfriend was beautiful and that she was in love with me for me, but it turns out that she's BEAUTEVIL and only after my money.
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| 31. | nerd | ||
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The term nerd has derived from posers who could not fit into a crowd and have resorted to absolute patheticness by trying to be different in their own "unique way". They typically like downloading PC games instead of downloading pornography of Kazaa on their spare time and they enjoy hanging out with their "friends" over the internet. Usually these friends consist of 40 year old males who say they have similar interests but are only trying to "get together for a visit". Also, nerds don't have social lives so they play with childish Pokemon cards during their lunch hour or during their spare period at school, not to mention they think of ways of "trying to take over the world". They also enjoy long walks on the beach with tight overalls on a hot sunny days and candelight dinners (glowsticks) with family and fellow nerd friends. They enjoy shopping for the latest designs at Thrift Stores and the Salvation Army and enjoy rocking glasses their parents wore when they were in high school. Ex.1 --> Mahivens! Common Jimmie, let's go get a copy of Gilbert goes to computer camp before it's sold ouT!
Ex.2 --> My virgin eyes! I lost my glasses! Ex.3--> My name is Nazim Ould-Brahim I love Bilal Latif and his Paki hairdo. Ex.4--> - Kwah! Hey guys...I hava joke 4 u... - What now Jimmie? -What's Cooler than being cold? - Ice Cold! Kwah! Get it? Get iT? Kwah! |
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| 32. | neopets | ||
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1. A worldwide virtual website on which you create pets. Using these pets you can do the following:
chat on boards (where you can get reported for abuse) submit work for art, poetry, newspaper article and storytelling competitions and recieve a 'trophy' play a wide variety of many many games to earn neopoints join a guild which is a group of people with the same interests as you e.g a simpsons guild fight with other pets online and take part in wars which the website creates interesting plots for make neofriends by sending neomails and much more fun stuff WARNING As the neopets boards are monitered due to it being open to kids, users often find themselves frozen for not using the boards properly. This leads to hostility towards neopets from people that have been frozen before. It is also seen as a waste of time, which it may be, but a FUN waste of time. I just love the Help Chat on neopets.com - the people are so friendly and have great avatars
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| 33. | what the ladies want | ||
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'Sensitivity' is an overused word; one may do better by calling the ideal male 'sweet' and 'kind' or 'nice.' One thing to note, however, is that women, while they are ultimately the ones who decide with whom they are in a relationship, only decide among what may be considered applicants.
This is where one enters into a conflict. Women want 'sweet' and 'kind' men; however, these men are generally too 'sweet' and 'kind' to actually pursue a comparable girlfriend, because said girlfriend will be simultaneously worried about 'not being good enough' or 'being a bitch' to the 'sweet' and 'kind' male -- and so they manage to dissuade the considerate male, who doesn't want to press the issue with an uncertain girl for fear of being forceful or insensitive. This is, coincidentally, why assholes or bold males tend to get girls; they are routinely more forceful in pursuing their interests, and so girls are convinced to date them despite that they would prefer other types of males. (sweet example)
"Bobby, I'd like to -- but I'm really not sure I could give you the sort of attention you deserve. I'd hate to come across as a bitch..." "Jenny, I wouldn't mind at all; any time would be cherished, but if you think otherwise...." (arse example) "Bobby, I'm really not sure. You've got sort of a bad reputation.." "Don't worry about it, Jenny; y'know how those rumors go. Just try one date. You'll love it." |
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| 34. | I just have really high standards | ||
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This is an excuse used by people who are afraid to get into relationships. Since no one knows what these standards are, no one can possibly be expected to meet them. Therefore, all potential love interests are disqualified before the first date. She never did find anyone that met her really high standards.
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| 35. | Whale Hunter | ||
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A male who prefers full figured/obese woman as love interests.
One woman may say to another: "I had a thing for Conrad.. until I found out he was such a whale hunter!"
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