| 246. | vagabro | ||
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An offshoot of the typical bro specimen that displays hipster-like characteristics but seems to contradict the very nature of the hipster. A vagabro has a short wardrobe consisting of wholesale gym/basketball shorts and sports/plain white t-shirts, sometimes even sporting an unauthentic jersey. The vagabro does not adapt to formal, or even party-casual situations maintaining the same attire and attitude all throughout. The vagabro shares most of its uncultured interests with a bro, but would detest to and hide any affiliation with such people often attempting to appear indie or different by referencing niche 50's classics as their favorite films and obscure or forgotten genres as their preferred musical entertainment. In reality they love 50 cent, Owl City, Dubstep, Family Guy, Call of Duty and above all Michael Bay films. Frat Bro "Sorry dude, I can't let you in wearing gym shorts and a white tee, it's not a good look."
Vagabro "What man? Cause I'm not wearing that A&F shit and a snapback?" Frat Bro "No. Cause you're wearing gym shorts to a party." Vagabro "Whatever man, this music sucks anyway maybe you should try playing some Radiohead instead of this 2 Chainz shit. Maybe you'd get some real people to come instead of these fucking drones." Frat Bro "Dude.. are gym shorts a new hipster trend?" |
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| 247. | Nerd | ||
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A highly intelligent person, whose "nerdiness" is not necessarily restricted to one certain area of interest, but someone who has many varied interests and a vast amount of knowledge for all of them. Nerds are constantly learning and love to acquire new knowledge. Also, nerds do not announce to other people that they are nerds. This is something wanna-be nerds do, so if a person mentions a show they fanatically watch or a video game they play 24/7 and then gush "I'm such a nerd!", that person is actually a poser, does not deserve the esteemed title of Nerd, and most likely should be punched in the face. Just because being a real nerd is now cool, does not mean that you are. Girl who has no idea what the capital of Minnesota is: Oh my god, I looooove Skyrim, I'm such a nerd!
Girl who knows all the countries, states, provinces and capitals of the world: I beg to differ. Excuse me while I go read War and Peace. |
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| 248. | brony | ||
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A male who is a highly obsessed fan of My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic which age can range about 12-30 but some of them can get butthurt at you if you insult/express you're opinion about the show, their fanbase, and or themselves. It usually depends on the person at certain points. Ex1.
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A friend: Errr what the fuck am I watching? Brony: Dude this show is awesome look at the animation and the characters have great dialogue. A friend: Sorry but I don't think I'll like this show it kind of seems a bit off for me. Brony: Oh well everyone has their own opinions and interests. Ex2. A guy: Dude why the fuck are you watching a show for little girls? Brony: Because I think the show is well animated and has a great dialogue. A guy: You're probably gay for watching that girly show. Ex3. Brony: Oh my god like I love this show a lot!!! BROHOOF! /) A guy: Uh.... I don't mean to offend anyone but I feel that I don't like watching this show...it seems a bit off from my perspective. Brony: Fuck you...you hater......you are just hating this show, because you are jealous that you didn't come up with such a masterpiece! A guy: Err wtf are you talking about? Ex4. A guy: OMFG THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING GAY ANYONE WHO WATCHES THIS IS GAY AND MASTURBATES TO THE PONIES ALL DAY! Brony: STFU HATER!! Your mom probably didn't love you and you're hating on such a beautiful work of art just to get attention and I will love and tolerate the shit out of you! Ex5. A friend: Man...that show is great. Brony: Awesome Ain't it? |
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