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there are many different forms of sex.
one being preformed orally. either a woman sucks a mans genitals or a man massages or bites a womans vagina. dont forget gay and lebian couples either. another being anal sex. a man inserts his penis into a man or womans anus and pumps it back and forth. and then there is vaginal sex.... a penis is inserted into the vagina and pumped back and forth. there are many different positions and props used to make this pleasurable activity much more exciting. things such as handcuffs, whips, chains, skimpy little outfits ("let's play doctor babe"), and other things. condoms are a NECESSITY if you dont wish to get pregnant or any sort of STD. STAY SAFE KITTIES!!!!!!111 after a romantic evening out, jane and bob stood outside jane's apartment door.
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jane shuffled her feet nervously as she tried to muster up the courage to invite bob inside. but bob, being the understanding type knew exactly what to do. "jane would you mind if i stayed for a while?" jane smiled a big smile. "i'd love you to stay." feeling so happy and excited, jane kissed bob. and this little innoccent kiss turned into a big big kiss. the door locked behind them. clothes on the floor. heavy breathing. and then with one hand massaging janes breast, bob reached over and pulled a condom off the nightstand. but jane liked being dominant during sex, so she slapped bob across the face and they quickly switched positions. jane on top. as his penis entered her vagina, bob began to moan and sweat. jane pulled handcuffs from beneath her pillow, chained bob to the bed. worked him so hard he screamed. she slapped him again, harder... "YOU FUCKING SLUT!" bob yelled, a grin on his face. "Scream, bob, you know you want to... dont make me force you!" bob screamed. louder louder. his head pounding against the headboard as jane thrusted her hips into his. finally bobs grip on the sheets tightened and he let out the loudest scream yet. jane lowered her head and swallowed his cum. this would be known as hot, kinky sex. |
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| 23. | drose | ||
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A name for the relationship between the Doctor and one of his companions, Rose Tyler, in the British TV show Doctor Who.
People who use this term are usually shippers. Some people dislike the term Drose because it is skeptical which incarnation of the Doctor is being referred to. Usually it is the Ninth or Tenth (as these are the incarnations Rose travelled with). DROSE ia also the name of a lost-forum thread standing for Doctor and Rose Obsessors Society of Evilness. omg, that episode had so much drose!
i love drose *sob* |
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| 24. | Matthew Fox | ||
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the guy who plays Jack Shepherd, a doctor, on the awesome abc tv show Lost
he is also soooo attractive and his nickname is sometimes Foxy! :) Sally: Did you watch lost last night?
Dan: yes! it was awesome, didn't you love the part when they shot the polar bear? Sally: what? i only watch the show because sexy Matthew Fox is on it! |
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| 25. | malu | ||
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short form for the word malayalee. malayalees refer to themselves as malus. malus come from the southern indian state of kerala. kerala is also known as "God's own country". people from kerala are generally relaxed and love to have fun. we malus love punjabis, gujuratis, tamilians, bengalis, pakistanis, sri lankans, etc etc... our people do not hate unless hated on. malus are natural born fighters (see: kalaripayattu)or wikipedia it.
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we love to eat all kinds of food. we like "chor" = rice; "mean curry" = fish; "beef curry"; "chicken curry"; hot pickle; popperdam; "biriyani" = rice w/ chicken or beef or vegetable. malus dance to bhangra and sometimes to tamil music and even malu songs if good enough and party hard. malus always look out for other malus. malus are a very tight knit group of indians and they treat each other like best friends even if they dont know them that well. all malus know that the REAL |
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| 26. | hillface | ||
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a rare species of hermit, originating namely in the black country, in the west midlands. eates mainly toasties from the school canteen and lives off cider and vodka. finds doctor who amusing and normally owns a 'real' sonic screwdriver. does seal, dog and fish impressions well, and is a master at cher vocals. a hillface normally has a deep passion for space and they always aim to be a physicist..one day.
hillface : arf arf
unnat: what's that hillface? hillface: do you believe in life after love?? |
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| 27. | meat puppet | ||
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A patient who consents to submit to radical surgery or who otherwise consents to submit to extensive procedures or lifetime pill purchases, etc. in a case which has each of the following elements:
1. Where other doctors, if consulted, might not agree that the condition is serious enough to justify recommending such a painful, dangerous, extensive and expensive course of treatment and; 2. Where the treating doctor's opinion and recommendation have been improperly influenced by the fact that if the patient consents, the doctor's financial circumstances will improve, enabling the doctor to continue to repay medical school loans, office expenses, loans for expensive diagnostic and other equipment and where the doctor's primary love is for money and where his primary goal is to become wealthy, and; 3. Where the patient's insurance or personal wealth has resulted in a passing score for the patient in the patient's wallet biopsy. Doctor x: It's Monday morning, Dr. Y, let's look over the list of appointments for this week and see if there are any patients who might qualify to become another one of our meat puppets.
Dr. Y: Yes, I agree that we should review this week's patient files for possible additional meat puppets. I've just learned that my heavy investment in Monoposuck has tanked because of everyone suddenly moving to cloud computing accessible with cheap computer terminals and open source software. |
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| 28. | Shorty Street | ||
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To know Shorty Street, which is short for Shortland Street, you need to know where a tiny little island called New Zealand is. New Zealand is off the coast of Australia and is the home of a race of Polynesians called MAORIS and was invaded and conquered by Europeans under the command of the Monarch of Britain. Now, Shortland Street is a show drama show set in a hospital in Auckland City. It is one of those shows that you either love or hate, but the majority of sane people hate it. In this drama, the many employees and associates of the hospital are plagued by numerous bad things that eventually force them to leave. The catch is that they don't know that. It is probably the most famous TV show in New Zealand, and has immortalized lines such as: ---->"Shorty Street is crap!"<----
---->"Shortland Street is on at seven o'clock!"<---- ---->"You're not in Guatemala now, Doctor Ropata!"<---- And as if anyone knows where Guatemala is (I thought it was some island near Fiji!) |
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