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a flaccid dick - an unerection of sorts - when the penis is in turtle mode. A lousy peter can occur when a state of arousal is suddenly cut short.
He was about to come, but suddenly at the sound of his Mom's voice, he got a lousy peter.
by PeterDydo June 20, 2006
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