take a donut of any sort, cut it in half horizontally (like a bagel), spread butter on it and enjoy. Great for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Fat kids love them and skinny kids can only handle a few.
"We were up at the lake house and the only food the gas station had was assorted boxes of hostess donuts. So we bought a pound of butter and ate louisiana bagels all week."
"your going to blow up like a whale if you keep eating those powdered louisiana bagels guy"
"sure ill come over after I finish off this box of louisiana bagels"