Louis is usually very short and a midget. However he can have a sexy side and a mighty fine six pack. Even though he has a girlfriend he can't help keep his eyes off his two special girls: Hannah and Celeste because they're beautiful and amazing in every single way. Also Louis is supposed to bring Celeste mints every Monday or he will die.
*girlfriend: who are you staring at?*
*louis: hannah and Celeste of course*
Girlfriend:why are you looking at them?
Louis: because they're mighty fine obvs!
by Mystery gal November 22, 2013
Usually a person that believes he is the god of everything simply because he has the name of French Kings. You will encounter it listening to Radiohead while saying everyone else is bad because they do not like the music it likes (see Hipster). It usually wears a beanie hat to hide the disfiguration that listening to abstract music too complex to the brain does. A Louis also slay souls by merely talking people to death, and holds them inside his body, to make him immortal for every soul he sucks in.
Person 1: Have you heard the new Strokes album? its a actually pretty good, i expected it to be a little iffy.

Person 2: Yeah, im sur...

Louis:WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT! THE STROKES IS JUST REPETATIVE ELECTRIC GUITAR WITH BAD STRAINING VOCALS FROM SOME STUPID WHITE HOUSES ALCOHOLIC! EVERYTHING IS BAD COMPARED TO RADIOHEAD! BOW DOWN TO ME BEFORE I SLAY YOUR SOUL!
by xXxiH1pSt3rxLOveRx321xXx March 25, 2011
A cretin.

A weak, spindly individual who is moderately intelligent and in some extremely rare situations can be sometimes good at things such as music or art. However, this person has no social or hygiene skills and most often than not, will have an awful haircut. This person is also terrible at sport.
Guy 1:Whoa, I just say that Louis kid..
Guy 2:What, that cretin?
Guy 1:Totally
by TheM@estro November 24, 2011
A realy anying ginger twat who loves to bum suck of jacob and finn
Louis whiped his ginger mullet at finn and jacob as they stripped down
by Seximarley May 23, 2011
Meaning a complete gaylord, one who insists upon an anal enema on a daily basis. Another word for echo arse. He's an insufferable tool of biblical proportions, who deserves to be roundhoused in the face at every available opportunity. Tals total rubbish all the time. An ear drum punisher in the extreme.
His Loui was so huge it was like chucking a sausage down an alley.

That bloke talks so much crap. He's a proper Loui.
by Stratfink February 25, 2010
the word given to someone with an abnormally large head.
"Omg Graham that man's got a real Louis"

"awwh man, he's a louis"
by Jerry Jacob July 06, 2009
Louis is used as slang to refer to a Louisville Slugger. In other words its a bat.
I got forty in the back and I got a louis in the trunk! Nigga do something!
by snowblower March 27, 2005

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