"Loughborough is 8th best university in the country"
"Loughborough...we still have townies but we're better than Nottingham!"
Loughborough is a small town, which has a great university, sadly run by a corrupt registrar called John Town who should be sacked.
Loughborough is great at sport.
Loughborough is even better at suspending students for doing things that they haven't done.
'Loughborough is the best university in the Midlands'
'Loughborough in nicer than Wales'
'Loughborough girls give good head'
A place where even the most minging of birds that make sonia jackson look sexy think they are supermodels. This is the loughborough where women are a rare commodity. If a fresher woman isn't taken, then the battle is lossed.
athletic freaks everwhere who have their heads up their own arse. Women have their heads up their own arse as everywhere they look there is a male desperate to mate. Alas its a place of celibacy for most