The act of putting a large amount of lotion in your hand and randomly walking up to someone, smothering it all over their face, and running away as fast as you can so you dont get your ass whooped.
-Nadia lotioned Hasan and Shehzad SO bad.

-Shehzad and Hasan tried lotioning Nadia back, but were unsuccessful at 99.9% of their attempts.

-Nadia's the best lotioner ever.
by lotioningmaster August 28, 2009
What a metrosexual does when applying lotion.
"Dude, don't tell me you're lotioning again!"
by Cookie Krumm March 25, 2004
to touch ones self for sexual pleasure or masturbate
stop lotioning yourself
by nathan kay July 10, 2008

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