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that which belongs in the basket-and-I stress this highly- if one refuses to put the lotion where it belongs, one WILL get the hose. Also, before placing it in said basket, it should be rubbed on the skin.
by hot sauce March 11, 2004
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What makes something slippery and SOFT.


UR COCK
Instead of going barehanded and making it hard, i used LOTION
by aznsavage222 May 28, 2004
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a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.
As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .
by Fatass February 13, 2003
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A Topical Analgesic.
Hey buddy, I could use some of that lotion over there. I need a topical analgesic to soothe my boils!
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A male/female usually a victim of fashion, often sporting a "Fin" haircut and in full on cases of Lotion, with shiny skin as the result of covering themselves in tanning oil hence the derivation of the term.
This bar is full of Lotions.
Lotion bastard.
by Bix September 24, 2003
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when somebody acts homosexually. i.e. when a male touches another male or implies that he wants to be sexually active with said male.
you're lotion
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Good; commendable; highly worthy of praise
"Look at that basket! Isn't it precious?"

"Yeah, it's lotion."
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