Top Definition
1. Colton AKA lotion pants

2. Someone with lotion on their pants (Colton)

3. An insult made up by Joey B Nukkas
Some Guy-Why is there white stuff on your legs?

Colton-umm...errr...uhhhh

Some guy- YOU MUST BE LOTION PANTS!!!!

Colton-CURSE YOU JOEY B NUKKAS!!!!
by joeybnukkas March 21, 2007

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