lostibate

To masturbate to the television show "Lost" or one of the show's characters.

Yeah man, it's Wednesday, I'm going to go home to lostibate.

lostibate by lockecocke February 27, 2009

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Lostitute

whoring yourself just to make money to pay your cable bill, for the sweet satisfaction of watching Lost on Wednesday nights

Heather, you're such a Lostitute! Get a job and stop whoring yourself on Austin Hwy on Tuesday nights just so you can watch Lost on Wednesday.

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The act of someone noticing interesting and relevant things in Lost.

A: "Did you notice that thing in Lost with that thing?"
B: "No I hadn't. Good lostigating!"

Lostigating by Lostigator February 12, 2009

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someone who masterbates while doing it poorly...obviously. Someone who can't fuck themselves right..or worse, and likely never to have a girlfriend.

mr.bean and pee-wee herman are loserbaters.

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One of the CB Whores/Regs of Gaiaonline's Chatterbox

CBer: Heeyyy Guys.
lnstigate: ilu.
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CBer 1: That lnstigate person is weird.
CBer2: ikr?
lnstigate: You're about to get instigated in the ass.

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Loftiate (or loftiating) means to judge in a kind and friendly way

I'm loftiating that couple over there.

Here loftiate means to ship, like and judge the couple.

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Loftiating (or loftiating) means to judge in a kind and friendly way.

I'm loftiating that couple over there. Here loftiate means to ship and like the couple while judging.

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