lasterbating 

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off

Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.

lasterbating by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012

Lockergating 

The act of buying a crappy school breakfast and then eating at your locker before the third bell rings. Another daily act of lockergating is giving your milk to Bowen.

- Did you see Alexander and Xavierdamus lockergating yesterday?

-- Yeah I did, what of it?

- Nothing.

Lockergating by Xavierdamus September 1, 2011

Lostigating 

The act of someone noticing interesting and relevant things in Lost.

A: "Did you notice that thing in Lost with that thing?"
B: "No I hadn't. Good lostigating!"

Lostigating by Lostigator February 12, 2009

Lobsterbating

A form of rigorous masturbation that renders you breathless and causes your face to redden from exhaustion.

As a teen I was very fond of Lobsterbating.

Lobsterbating by loreleibooks July 25, 2011

loiterbating 

noun,the act of masturbating while loitering. some popular places for loiterbating are: 7-11, walmart, and costco.

Hey bro I was loiterbating at 7-11 yesterday with my girl.

loiterbating by da bombbater June 18, 2011

Losterbating 

The quick viewing of a back dated episode of the greatest show on international television, LOST. You generally only need to losterbate if you cannot contain your excitement for the next episode of LOST.

"Dude, Thursday is soo long from today!"
"Dude, you gotta engage in some losterbating. Try it with lube, it's way better."

Losterbating by escapeartist88 January 31, 2008

Lofterbating

The act of jerking off while in IM's with someone in a chatroom.

I was lofterbating while Jeannie was telling me about her girlfriend in IM'swhile I was in the chatroom.

Lofterbating by Cyber Kong October 10, 2005