Note: never apply to people/animals/cars/jobs...
Or, from 1999 Academy Award winning American Beauty:
Caroline Burnham "you LOST your job??!"
Lester Burnham: "I didn't LOSE it, it's not like 'whoops, where'd it go?' I QUIT!"
2. When you have no idea where the fuck you are.
2. Never get lost in the streets of Camden, NJ at night with white skin, a fancy car, and no firearms.
Girl 2: Heck yes I did! That Charlie is so, HOT!
2. Guy 1: Did you catch that episode of LOST last night?
Guy 2: SWEET ACTION!!!!!