|1.||lost in the sauce|
Lost in the sauce is when you are loaded drunk, so you're a bit out of touch with reality.
I'm lost in the sauce once again. (Ween song)
to whatever it takes and don't give up on reconnecting with a lost friend - no matter how many times or issues there may be - search, mail, phone, internet - word of mouth! REFRIEND AND SPREAD THE LOVE.
After 26 years amazingly and a world away I was blessed with a refriend from a FES who regretted not returning my call in '83 and lost touch with me. OMG talk about feeling special and a refriend is just as good if not better than a friend, we all get busy - make a refriend today!
Something so unique and indescribable that is seperate for every human being. This "touch" is often an uncanny skill or mere chance of luck at or involved with a specific event.
"I've lost my touch man, ain't got nothin' left."
Barely touch, rub or "skim" the top of a double jump on either a motocross or BMX bike.
He scrubbed the whoop's and made up a lot of lost time.
Someone whose only means of collecting information is through the WEB. A pale addict of the Web.
Somewhone who has lost touch with the REAL WORLD.
"Eric? Oh... he's a lost cause... Poor thing, white as a wet sheet but, hey!, whaddaya expect... he's a Googleghost."
Q. "Isn't Ruth coming to the Pajama Party?"
A. "What?! That Googleghost? No effing Way!"
|6.||Touch the Wall|
The object is to touch the nearest wall 1/100th faster than your opponent after someone calls out, "Touch the wall!"
One variation includes shouting "7th medal" instead of "touch the wall".
The game is a reference to Michael Phelp's 7th Olympic gold medal victory, in which he won by 1/100th of a second, against opponent Milorad Cavic.
Kika: TOUCH THE WALL!
Nene: FUCK! I lost!
Kika: 1/100th of a second, betch!
|7.||Crown of Turds|
1. An impenetrable barrier created when the resources one allocates to ignorant and irrational thoughts exceed their normal daily thought process (including hunger, thirst, and sensory) by a 90:1 ratio. A Crown of Turds makes its wearer completely impervious to the wants, needs, and feelings of others. With use, the subject develops tendencies for Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and eventually delusions of grandeur.
2. A phenomenon that occurs when ones hair becomes severely matted with feces from incessant brown nosing and generally kissing up to everyone with any measure of power. A Crown of Turds is said to have the power grant the dubya touch to the weak-minded.
3. A mark of disgrace in which fecal waste is placed on the head of an individual, formed into the shape of a crown, and baked until reaching the hardness and consistency of wood. Typically administered to those who show the greatest incompetence in their given field.
Will: "Our store has become the second best in the district, but our manager still treats us like crap, and won't listen to a thing we say."
Rob: "Dude, you're never going to get through to your boss, he has a crown of turds."
Bob: "I swear! The mayor is running this town into the ground!"
Tony: "That's because he's wearing an eighty-pound crown of turds."
Jill: "Our city commissioner jacked up prices on bus-fare to increase profits, but caused all of the riders to have friends drive them. They lost a bunch of money, and now the city doesn't have public transportation!"
Bernice: "I say we pay him a visit and give him a crown of turds!"