A person who has taken too much drugs ex. Ecstacy, Lsd, Crack, Crystal or way too much Hash can become stolen it means people who dont know how to take drugs get their brain damaged permanantly. Symptoms : people who say stupid stuff that dont make sense or stuff that do not involve the conversation or doing stupid stuff.
Yesterday we saw Habib in the street and we were smoking and he came and wanted to smoke so we told him that were going to be bak and to wait for us here and he waited there for 6 hours. Habib is Stolen
Years of trolling down a heavily populated strip in your hometown, drinking some beers along the way, hittin' a few clubs and then realizing you're lost in your own city weekend after weekend for at leat 2 consecutive years...Shortly after, you realize that all those late night drinking and druggin' killed more than just a few brain cells...
Alicia: "Deb, I can't remember the name of that place we went to last New year's Eve...Can you?"
Debra: "Aww, hell nah. I've got major Westheimer's Disease. I can't even remember what I had for breakfast today!"
The first in a series of four books that are written horribly, are extremley repetitive in terms of adjectives and contains vampires that sparkle in the sun. About 45% of the pages in all 4 books combined are spent describing Edward Cullens 'cold, hard skin' and his "smoldering eyes". oh, and how his 'cold hard skin' *sparkles* in the sunlight. Did i mention its also extremley repetitive?
The main character is Bella Swan who is a stupid whore who depends totally on her trophy boyfriend to protect her from other vampires who want to do everyone a favour and kill her. (which is a shame they dont because shes so annoying)
Random Person: I read the first chapter of Twilight and lost approximatley 20% of my brain cells. The effects were especially noticable in todays math class
meaningless intesive description of a lost/missing item or person that has no chance of ever being found again: Will remain unfound until the end of time: Is now non existent.
The brain cells that I use for remembering to give a shit have disa-fukin-vanished since last nights drinking festival.
Jimmy Hoffa disa-fukin-vanished on July 1975.
|5.||Middletown High School North|
The murderer of my sanity.
Most people would like their high school to be an enjoyable place.
Now, some people try, they really do try to make North a good place. Good for you people. You keep it on.
But it's a lost cause. Half the population is too high on weed and too drunk to act like rational, decent, human beings. Unfortunately, the rest of us are dragged down to the level of insanity, with only a long long vacation being effective as a treatment. And just when we thought there was hope, the teachers came with us. Yep, there is a nice little list of good teachers. Sure there is. But the rest have turned into alcoholics.
Four wasted years of my life.
Thousands of brain cells destroyed.
The same diploma that the valedictorian got, also the same diploma that the losers in visions got.
Things I will never get back.
Freshman 1: "Wow I can't wait, it's my first day at Middletown High School north."
Freshman 2: "Look at that sign."
Sign: "Danger: Prolonged exposure to this environment can cause mental disorder and loss of brain cells."
Freshman 1: "Is that...good?"
Junior: "MY GOD KID, SAVE YOURSELF!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! YOU DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE ME, DO YA?"
Senior at graduation: "The hell this fucking place."
When someone does or says something so stupid, you loose brain cells.
Douche: Yo BrO, ImMaa dr1nc maself sum be3r YOLO #SWAG
Me: Bro, you just gave me secondhand stupid, I literally lost a couple of brain cells.
The act of calling a person a fag once you've lost an argument as a scapegoat to get out of it. You know once you have done this, you have lost the FUCKING game. In most cases the person using this defense has a mental retardation and/or is a moron.
<Cadillac> All those brain cells never had a chance <Burt> Not to mention what it does to your dopamine <BillaBamNixon> Yeah and smoke is smoke bro <Fool> sdfu fags <Cadillac> LOL! <BillaBamNixon> LOL <Burt> wow nice fag defense