also "the corys"

Refers to Cory Haim & Cory Feldmen, 2 actors from the 80's who developped drug habits. Feldmen got off drugs and is now a "C List" celebrity who is stuck doing lame movies like "Bordello of Blood." Haim's career is in the toilet.

A person who despises the act of masturbation. Generally, said person is religious, but that isn't always the case.

When dealing with a religious bater hater, it is best to avoid the issue of masturbation at all costs. Failure to avoid the issue will result in a pissing contest between you and the person and possibly a lengthy discussion on the finer points of religion, which is probably something you don't want to hear.

When dealing with a non-religious bater hater, it is common practice to try to convert them to the dark side, better known as bation nation. If they are unwilling to convert, it is usually best to write them off as a lost cause. If failure isn't an option, you could try to convert the person by continuously reminding them about what they are missing out on, or if you are so inclined, you could offer them a hand job. However, it is often best to cease and desist your attempted transformation and instead use that time to concentrate on refining your art. And by art, I don’t mean finger painting, although you can use your hand....

For those of you that are religious and practice masturbation, I would just...

A homosexual, who likes to spank off while watching young boys play sport. Eversince the tender age of 10 in a meat blender accident where he lost his testes he kept the distinct sound of a high-pitched kermit bitch.

Masturbation. Exclusively masturbation of men or boys, since "log" is another word for penis.

definition 1.
another lame cartoon shoved down our throats by Japan to get flushed down the crapper alongside pokemon, digimon, etc. it's about an incredibly stupid card game surrounding incredibly stupid characters involved in incredibly stupid plots and scenarios. it's watched and played by 4-9 year-old boys, and any dude that falls beyond that age group who watches and plays it is just a sad loser. SAD, I SAY. i mean, come on, its about a FREAKING CARD GAME!!! and if any of you sad loser yugioh fans are reading this, i need only to point to my name...

definition 2.
probably the next thing on eminem's ToDiss list

see poo for further reading

definition 1
another lame cartoon shoved down our throats by Japan to get flushed down the crapper alongside pokemon, digimon, etc. it's about an incredibly stupid card game surrounding incredibly stupid characters involved in incredibly stupid plots and scenarios. it's watched and played by 4-9 year-old boys, and any dude that falls beyond that age group who watches and plays it is just a sad loser. SAD, I SAY. i mean, come on, its about a FREAKING CARD GAME!!! and if any of you sad loser yugioh fans are reading this, i need only to point to my name...

definition 2
probably the next thing on eminem's ToDiss list

see poo for further reading

I have absolutely no fucking clue what this means. It comes from the Texas A&M University fight song.

I can't help but laugh at the Aggies.... their entire fight song is devoted to beating UT in football, a feat they've failed to accomplish more often than not as the overall tally of the yearly showdown stands at 72-34 (and 5 ties) in favor of the University of Texas.

Oh well. Let them have their fun I suppose. We all know UT is better. :)

I'm still lost regarding the meaning of this Aggie hillbilly colloquialism... if anyone can enlighten me about the meaning or origin, please feel free. Thanks!

Oh. While you're at it... explain this line too:

"Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck!"

Once again, I'm speechless. Is that English? or Aggie-jibberish?