The fear of losing ones Ipod
"Charles totaly has Iphobia,his Ipod hasnt left his sight in weeks!"
A dumb way to say hearing.
Mom: The dogs are starting to go deaf. They are losing their ear sight.
Son: Ear sight?
Mom: What did I say? How do you say it?
|3.||Losing a headlight|
Getting poked in the eye with a penis, and, therefore, not being able to see out of that eye. Usually occurs during fellatio.
My girlfriend tried to give me a blowjob on a roller coaster, and she ended up losing a headlight.
Emptiness; essentially, that which is why you don't understand.
You tend to drive others away in your vanity.
|5.||DC Syndrome (DCS)|
1) a highly deadly disorder when a slut messes with your head and causes you to turn your back on your true friends and can only be cured when Chuck Norris round-house kicks you in your foolish head
2) when you think that despite being really cruel to everyone that they all love you when they can't stand the sight of you
3) when you hate someone and think they actually lose sleep over it when they aren't
4) when you shirt matches the color of every holiday and your hair is gayly spiked...basically your a metro
person: man did you see chris?
person 2: yeah yo, he's wearing a pink collar shirt and going out with that slut amber
person: yeah i heard he isn't talking to anyone talking to that cool chick he hates for no reason
person: oh you mean carly? yeah well whats so funny is he thinks he's so hot and he's not
person 2: i know! i hate him! whats even funnier is he thinks we're all losing sleep over it
person: shit, lets go find chuck norris! i mean he used to be so cool... he's had to have gotten DC syndrome (DCS)!
person 2: yeah yo
Owned, pretty damn BADLY.
We got hella strapped at last night's football game. It was a horrible sight.
To re-align your life (goals, intentions, desires) in a way that keeps you walking a straight and narrow path. When we get lost, we get lost in three dimensions, and and lose our orientation. It's a modern-day version of a "mandala" used in eastern culture to balance the elements of your life.
I've been hanging with the wrong crowd lately and losing sight of my dreams. Time to orientify.