a pathetic piece of human filth that is going nowhere in life due to drug problems (tobacco) and blatant stupidity. this person may also be a sexual deviant, and asshole, a completely maladjusted individual with no prospects for a good life. a loser is a human bucket of shit without the bucket. this is someone who treats the world like their own personal toilet, tossing cancer-stick butts on the ground and blowing foul smoke to pollute the air out of their own sense of self-hatred. they may know that their smoking is doing them nothing but harm, yet they still cling to it like some kind of a fucking badge of honor, as though being a loser was the source of their individuality. they fail to realize that distinguishing yourself as a loser piece of shit is not really distinguishing yourself at all.

A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.

As seen in the image above.

loser – n. A person who has fallen off the social ladder, climbed down the social ladder, jumped off the social ladder, or just never bothered to climb the social ladder in the first place. Upon arrival on the ground, losers begin to befriend fellow groundlings and realize how much fun a person can have when gravity isn’t an issue. It is perfectly acceptable to insult losers, because they have nowhere to fall to and it won’t hurt much. They will end up laughing about it later, anyways. Every now and then, a loser will glance at the top of the social ladder, but it is never long before they realize how pointless and stupid the top of the ladder is.

A word used by many idiots to make them feel better about themselves while laughing at the misfortunes of many people who are many times
1. Depressed
2. Unable to raise their social status
3. Have gone through many hardships
4. Will probably be virgins for a LONG time
5. Have been tormented about being losers for all their life and don't need to hear any more bull shit.

Apparently it's anyone who doesn't spend all his time and money at the bar every night, someone who doesn't feel the need to get laid every five seconds, anyone who doesn't make a million dollars a day, someone who's at home for more than two hours a day, anyone over the age of 12 who still lives at home with his parents, and anyone who's ever touched a computer or videogame.

Not a winner.

A person who is extremely cool and happy with themselves, yet looked down upon for being different. Just because someone is a loser doesn't mean they are not cool. The cool part about being a loser is getting to admit you are one.

Someone who generally sucks at life.