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A stupid person who eats stale birthday cake.
Sally is such a loser cake, look at what she's eating for lunch.
by Morgan Fillmore May 02, 2008
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A metaphorical slice of cake offered to a loser/lamoid/super geek.

Also used to describe a person themselves it is the loser version of beefcake.
by Richard Bradley October 02, 2007
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