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1. Loser Booth
A booth set up at s bar that is located off to the side. There is never a line up and the choices are usually limited to waterdowned shots and pilsner beer. It is often frequented by cheap tipping piss tanks that cant be bothered to order a drink or wait in a line.
lets go get some shots and pilsners from the loser booth... no line up
2. daggone joker
someone who is way lame, possibly very lazy at work, causes co-workers to all have to work over, then goes to the bar and gives bad vibes to all the women
Man this daggone joker i work with spent at least 2 hours on the toilet today. After he got to leave early, that daggone joker came to the bar and tried to hang with me. I went home alone
3. loser dust
The tiny particles of crud that are left on the bar, desk, or counter top when you are done checking "scratcher" lottery tickets. Named after the fact that most instant lottery tickets are losers, as are most people who count on them for a source of financial existance.
Angie wiped up the bar after Bob left.
Spilled beer, cigarette ashes, some loser dust, and 50 cents in change that wouldn't buy Bob another draft or scratcher. "fugging drunk loser asshole" she thought.
4. chodely
Used to describe men who go to bars and talk to other men, not because they are gay, but because they are either too old or dont have the guts to go and try to pick up and meet new women. So instead they clump together (usually in pairs which is creepy already) and talk about their chodely lives whilst clinging onto a beer to make them seem less like a complete loser.

Can be flexibly used in words such as "chode-like" or "chode-ness"
I went to this bar in Hong Kong and there were all these chodely guys sitting together while women walked and danced around them.
5. Loser Fetish
A fetish for losers.

When people (mostly women) choose to only get involved with worthless individuals who more than likely, have criminal records, but they have no education, no job, or no other goals in life.

People with a loser-fetish seem to enjoy this sick adventure of only wanting to be with useless, jobless troublemakers, for the intense sexual thrill of it. Those with a loser-fetish usually love Jerry Springer, bar brawls, and trailer park gossip.

Women with a loser-fetish will talk about their loser all the time and won’t ever shut up about him. They defend their losers, thinking that they are the greatest thing that ever happened to them and will fight to the death over their loser love too. They are always defending and protecting their worthless loser. Mostly women who have a loser-fetish seem to dislike cops and other authority figures. Many women like “bad-boy” types, but you're supposed to grow out of that phase after the age of 19. Many "bad boy" types never do grow up and they become worthless losers when they're older. Women who have a loser-fetish will always love their losers and will cater to them. Most of these losers then can usually go through life without even having a job, because their women will provide for them, clean up after them, worship them, go ass to mouth for them, work two or more jobs for them, and will also have their babies.

Some men have a loser fetish too. They also date women criminals or welfare women who have a b...
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6. Bar Skank
A women who frequents bars, tavens, and nightclubs for the singular purpose of getting laid. This is usually accomplished by sucking down free drinks from desperate losers. Whatever loser guy hits that magic number of drinks to get here completely wasted gets the prize;A worn out vaginia that resembles an old catchers mit.
Stay away from that Bar Skank, her crabs have herpes!
7. Loser Boozer
Poorly attended Pub containing losers: Fat old men sitting at the bar lechering over the barmaids. Sky sports is playing the darts as they nurse their pints, fart and eat peanuts. Loser Boozers are often Wetherspoon's during the day, as the beer is cheap and they sell foods-because those that frequent the Loser Boozer can't work microwaves
"Shall we go to 'The Queen's Head' for a pint?"

"Nah man it's a right loser boozer in there"
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