Who would have thunk it?
Lady Jelly-Anus : Butler, is that the 17:05 from Oglethorpe i hear arriving? Lord Fartsworth is a fine aviator
Butler : No ma'am, i had a wicked fresh curry for breakfast, my arsehole feels like ive shit brown fire and now im farting as much as i can to cool it off.
Lady Jelly-Anus : My word, that must be frightfully fierce.
Butler : Look out here comes round 2.
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