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BAHAHA zomh WTF bbq SAUCE rofl LOLCANO zzz!!!
lolcano by yummytummy June 11, 2007
The sweetest and cutest boy ever created. He is talented, smart, creative, funny and much more. He's loved and cared for by many. A Lorcan is extremely rare so he must be treated with gentleness and love.
Wow...he is such a Lorcan!
Lorcan by PenPineappleApplePen2020 November 14, 2020
Lol except volcano style!
Hilarious!
Steve: I have no dick!
Andy: LOLCANO!
lolcano by MORTY October 17, 2004
A sudden outburst of laughter, usually used in a sarcastic way or texting in place of "lol" or "lawlz"
literal meaning-
Bonnie: I just laughed so hard I threw up a little bit!
Cara: Bahahahaha, oh my god LOLCANO!

sarcastic meaning-
status update: b0r3d, texxxt meee!!

reply: lolcano..
Irish name, derived from the name Laurence. Means Little Fierce One.
Lorcan ya bleedin tick, stop lurkin in the bushes........
Lorcan by Wolfbang Connoisseur February 3, 2010
A fit man with massive penis balls. He will do dookies all day and never run out of poop! He is CEO of big chugnus and meme. He da owner of Muscle republic and will steal yo mans if you mess wit him. He loves to suck fat juicy cock and semen comes out and he lick it up so good. Is also famous rapper drake (da real slim shady)
"omg look over there i think its a lorcan!"
*lorcan doing big chungus funny and keanu reeve call him breathtaking*
lorcan by cumcoochie October 28, 2019