mr. lorch 

A mean teacher at mesa verde middle school and should be fired

Mr. Lorch made the new kid cry because the new kid got out of his chair

mr. lorch by Jorhenson33 August 1, 2017

Lorcan 

A smart, athletic and extremely attractive man who is particularly talented in bed. He is generally good hearted and is harassed by female attention.

Who's that sexy fella, probably a Lorcan.

Lorcan by Regularbitch👅 September 2, 2016

Mr.lorch

A dumbass asshole teacher that sucks titties and dicks

Man i hate mr.lorch

Mr.lorch by Wowowowowowwoowowowowowowoowwo February 28, 2018

Lorch Effect 

The intoxicating sexual attraction felt towards an individual named Anthony Lorch. This attraction applies to heterosexual females and homosexual/bisexual males.

'Dude did you see that girl? She couldn't take her eyes off you?'
'Yeah, the Lorch effect at play again. It's autonomous'

Lorch Effect by Lorchay September 4, 2018

Lorcan 

The sweetest and cutest boy ever created. He is talented, smart, creative, funny and much more. He's loved and cared for by many. A Lorcan is extremely rare so he must be treated with gentleness and love.

Wow...he is such a Lorcan!

Lorcan by PenPineappleApplePen2020 November 14, 2020

Lorcan 

Irish name, derived from the name Laurence. Means Little Fierce One.

Lorcan ya bleedin tick, stop lurkin in the bushes........

Lorcan by Wolfbang Connoisseur February 3, 2010

lorcan 

A fit man with massive penis balls. He will do dookies all day and never run out of poop! He is CEO of big chugnus and meme. He da owner of Muscle republic and will steal yo mans if you mess wit him. He loves to suck fat juicy cock and semen comes out and he lick it up so good. Is also famous rapper drake (da real slim shady)

"omg look over there i think its a lorcan!"
*lorcan doing big chungus funny and keanu reeve call him breathtaking*

lorcan by cumcoochie October 28, 2019