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Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.
Last night I woke up and she was lopeing my mule. It spit at her and she spit back.
by David October 27, 2003
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The act of using one's hand on the penis as a way of acheiving climax.

AKA: spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, slapping the salomi, etc.
Between study breaks, Jay like to lope his mule to relieve tension.
by Muley April 09, 2003
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