loping the mule 

Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.

Last night I woke up and she was lopeing my mule. It spit at her and she spit back.

loping the mule by David October 27, 2003

loping the mule 

The act of using one's hand on the penis as a way of acheiving climax.

AKA: spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, slapping the salomi, etc.

Between study breaks, Jay like to lope his mule to relieve tension.

loping the mule by Muley April 9, 2003

Loping the mule 

Rubbing one out. Choking the sheriff ‘til the posse shows up. Masturbating.

Keep loping the mule and you’ll go blind!

Loping the mule by Jbravo65 July 19, 2018

Folly Loping 

To mess around stupidly. To act foolishly.

We were just Folly Loping around but he is to serious.

Folly Loping by RoseDarkStar January 11, 2020

F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) 

"F.O.L.O." or “#FOLO” is an acronym for "Fear of Losing Orders". It refers to the emotions felt by people waiting in their homes for packages to be delivered. These emotions range from excitement and apprehension about when the parcel will arrive, to the boredom of waiting at home all day for a parcel, or annoyance as you stare out the window on a sunny day that you’re unable to enjoy.

Symptoms:

Fear of taking showers in case you miss the doorbell;

Incessantly looking through door viewer or window for delivery drivers;

Over-sensitivity to any noise that may resemble a delivery van;

Constant refreshing of delivery apps to check for updates.

Fortunately, there’s a solution for F.O.L.O. Systems like smart intercoms that allow people to answer their apartment intercoms from anywhere and remotely buzz visitors into their building with a smartphone.

“I haven’t left the house all day, I have major F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“My old intercom is giving me F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“Looks like they have a bad case of F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”

F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) by borja85 June 2, 2023

I Bet on losing dogs

betting on losing dogs comes from a song called “I bet on losing dogs” by Mitsuki Laylock (Originally known as Mitski) which is about getting your hopes up in toxic cycles and failing over and over again watching yourself suffer because you’re not getting the validation and reassurance you need for survival

Person 1: Hey, I found out what I Bet on losing dogs is about ,*show a video of what it’s about *
Person 2 : that’s sad ig…🧍 ♀️

I Bet on losing dogs by Mitski Fan October 16, 2021

trump loving fuck 

Trump loving fuck is a man who is so in love with Donald Trump they would blow him if they could no matter how bad his policies hurt working people.

Craig doesn't care that Trump's tax plan is killing us because he is a Trump loving fuck.

trump loving fuck by Bearcatkev June 29, 2018