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loose condom refers to when a beanie isn't pulled down far enough on the head, leaving a vast and unnecessary expanse of material at the tip
I thought he was attractive, but when he turned around I saw he was wearing a loose condom.
The thing I hate most about winter is the sudden influx of loose condom wearers.
by Sigma Phi December 09, 2010

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