the act of perching one's self upon the toilet ass naked to enable gravity assisted excrement evacuation
during extremely loose bowel movements the gargoyle should not be attempted due to splash back results and ankle dirtyage
wearing of socks may cause slippage and bodily injury
toilet seat life greatly diminished by gargoylage
Jeff is rushing to do the gargoyle after all that Chipotle!
A severe, temporarily debilitating bowel condition which can have dire consequences for any and all parties involved.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:
1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.
E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.
Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.
There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
1. Last night's curry gave me the worst explosive diarrhea... The toilet was a right mess.
2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
very loose bowel movements that come out of the rectum under high pressure, sometimes followed by a large quantity of air (e.g. 'air breathing' rocket ass)
diarrhea of such character as to resemble the contrail from a rocket launch
"Dude, I got the worst case of rocket ass the last time I ate tacos in Juarez!"
is a condition in which the sufferer has frequent watery, loose bowel movements after a long night of drinking heavily. In College Life , pouring tea is the most common cause of death among unsuspecting roommates, killing more than 1.5 million per year. Also Commonly known as pissing out your asshole.
After a long night of drinking red bull and vodka Mac was pouring tea all over his roommates bathroom.
To have a case of extreme diarrhea where the fecal matter is completely liquid. Like pissing out of your ass.
Dude don't eat that week old Taco Bell in the fridge or you'll be shissing for days.
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A big Beer Poo after consuming large quantities of delecious Miller Lite and hot wings. The result is loose bowl movements that float around in the toilet water and don't always flush completely down on the first try. The person usually feels much better, relieved, and refreshed after complete defecation.
Man, I took the best Miller Toilet Filler after I got into the office today, I should have taken a picture of it. I feel so much better, I will probably do another one later.
'noun;' The procedure of introducing mountain dew into the rectum and colon via the anus. Typically performed by squeezing a two liter bottle of Mountain Dew soft drink directly into the afflicted anus. May result in "extreme" bowel movements and loss of sperm.
1. "I'm pretty loose after that mountain dewzzie;"
2. "I just ordered a two liter for your daily mountain dewzzie."