Loom is another word for having sex, getting layed, to fuck etc
Oh yes, look at those legs, I'd love to loom her, I'd definitely give her a good looming.
by teknonutter June 29, 2005
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A mechanical device by which one creates
cloth from weaving together threads
Penelope spent her days weaving a shroud
for Laertes, and her nights unraveling the cloth she had made.
by G Canis January 19, 2004
Some one that stands JUST outside the shoulder circle. However, it doesn't always have to be outside a shoulder circle, one can just stand behind any random person.
Can put their head over other peoples shoudlers (dirty loom)
- 'Man, stop looming us!'
- 'Dude. You're getting loomed.'
- 'Go away, you dirty loom!'
- *turns around to find themselves being loomed* 'Ahh!'
by RadicalRat April 11, 2009
Loom: this word comes from ass deep in the Middle East this word mean to walk in a certain way that is very distinguishable. When people loom the walk can look like a slither, saunter, hobble, float, creep, or walking with a gimpy leg. When people loom it is very easy to tell that they are looming.
Clarence: Hey Davit look at that man out deep walking towards us he is walking kind of funny.
Davit: What that man out deep is doing is called looming
by creep master November 21, 2009
Looms is a phrase used by all the Gangtaz and Thugs meaning: "damn this is funnier than a blindfolded, midget soccer game on a field of Lava, while riding pink zebras, playing with a ball constructed of blood oranges"
ummmmmm:
"Ya my hommie, i was pimp'n it up on my couch. watching the price is right and IASIP. it was funny. ya see?"

Tynisha:
"Hehehe, LOOMS"
by claire reiner October 27, 2007
An autocorrect of 'LOL'
'Old dog's so dumb'
'I know, loom.'
by Angue January 05, 2015
something that is uncertain and has a precence of doom to it.

we often presume people with something to do with loom are often obese and very likely secluded from society aka. prank.org
"you sir, is a loom."
by The Giant Dingus May 20, 2005

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