Looking at tractors

Euphemism for looking at porn in the workplace. Regional term currently limited to Westminster but has been growing in popularity.

"I was looking at tractors” Neil Parish, MP for Tiverton and Honiton (30 April 2022)

Looking at tractors by Uk voter THX1178 April 30, 2022

Looking at the right side of the grass 

A phrase used to convey to others that life is going well. You are looking down at the grass as opposed to looking up at it (when you are buried).

"How are things with you these days?"

"I can't complain. Looking at the right side of the grass!"

Looking at the right side of the grass by Deanna03801 February 9, 2009

Looking At The Bricks

To look at a female's ass as they walk by a brick wall and then pass it off as looking at the bricks.

Friend 1: *checks out girl's ass as they walk by a brick wall*

Friend 2: "dude you were totally looking at that girls ass!"

Friend 1: "no way man, I was just Looking At The Bricks"

Looking At The Bricks by hinderpedo April 25, 2013

looking at the clock 

Looking at a girl’s ass

Guy 1: Yo did you get caught looking at the clock?
Guy 2: Yerp. She talked to me about it after that period.

looking at the clock by Raptor1172 February 8, 2019

looking at the sun 

Making contact with the sun through eyes. Don't look at the sun. Who does that? Don't do it. You will be blinded by god. And colorblinded to orange. Don't ask.

"Hey Billy, have you ever tried looking at the sun?"

"Yes. That's why I'm blind, Bobby. "

looking at the sun by Spydter April 20, 2018

looking at pictures

kissing

ex: she was just lying on the bed casually looking at pictures and wondering whether her phone was digging into the sea turtle's leg.

ex 2 : using the very special code, she could write about her day, without worrying about her mum finding out what she did :

- well, I went round to his house. We spent the afternoon in his room, lying on the bed, looking at pictures.

looking at pictures by bouncybrunnettes December 9, 2008

Looking at a 25

When a male individual looks 25 degrees downwards and you know he is looking at a good booty

You: Looking at a girls fine booty
Friend: Looking at a 25?
You: Hell yeah 25

Looking at a 25 by Titol June 2, 2018