March 5, 2013 Urban Word of the Day
Trying to look for something, an item (anywhere, usually in the house) ..but you can't find it, so you ask your spouse for help. Upon asking your spouse for help, the spouse points to the item that you were looking for, which is usually standing right in front of your face.
After your spouse points to the item you were looking for, and it happens to end up being right in front of your face, you exclaim something like,
"Oh! I must've had a case of Domestic Blindness!!"
If you are well paired with your partner, your spouse will usually LMFAO, together with you.
|2.||Looking for Roy|
Heavy Metal singers always seem to be looking for him, he must be some super roadie or something as they all seem to scream out his name alot....or at least that's what it sounds like anyway.
Generic Metal Singer: "Roooooyyyy!!!"
Guy in crowd: "Oh man, not another crappy band Looking for Roy"
English translation for Cuban phrase, "ni cojones." Literally, not even the pubes. For use when talking about looking for something in particular and finding nothing.
Carlos: Oye, did you find that shit you were looking for?
Eddie: Nic jones, man.
|4.||looking for a ham sandwich|
when a driver is tailgating cars on the road and constantly looking into the car in front of the driver as to be looking for a ham sandwich like a hungry spaz
do chill out! get off this guy's ass. what are you looking for a ham sandwich or something.
|5.||Cruising for burgers|
To be cruising around looking for something to do.
Man friday night was a bummer, no parties. I was pretty much just driving around cruising for burgers.
|6.||Office Space Invader|
Anyone at work who has no respect for your office space, usually a co-worker, who will "invade" your cubicle or any other office space without permission to "borrow" office supplies that they themselves have run out of, or they just want to snoop and say that they're looking for something that they've lost.
Joni: Hmmm, Troy isn't in his cubicle, let me see what he's up to so I can report it and feel like i'm doing something important.
Troy: "Excuse me, can I help you?"
Joni: "Oh, Troy, I didn't see you there." "I was just looking for something"
Troy: "Well, did you find it?"
Joni: "Ummm, no, I guess it isn't here." "It must be someplace else, see you later."
Troy: "That Joni is such an office space invader!"
its a california slang term which defines a type of weed that is so shitty it causes "stress". the slang originated from the outskirts of southern californian beaches which was passed along until it reached the main cities. many tourists come to CA looking for bomb ass chronic, or chron, but end up with stress because they don't understand CA slang.
Person A: Dude i bought this bomb ass chronic for a tight ass price from a dude that's in my Bio class dude...
Person B: What the fuck are u talkin' about dude... that shit's haggard as fuck... look at it!
Person A: ur right dude it looks shitty... it's not even furry and fluffy dude.. what should i do dude
Person B: it's ur fault.. dude.. u bought stress u fucking idiot
Tourist: hi im from Canada!
Cali pothead dude: that's chill...
Tourist: u got weed, eh?
Cali pothead dude: maybe..... what u lookin for dude.. i mite got what u need
Tourist: im looking for something that might help my "stress"
Cali pothead dude: so ur looking for stress?
Tourist: ??? yeah yeah wutever dude yeah ???
Cali pothead dude: haha 25 bucks a gram dude
Tourist: wut the fuck this is shitty!!!!!
Cali pothead dude: ur face is haggard