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1. LOOK JUMP RAPE - the ultimate three step plan.

To studying like the stealthy ninja, then to leap in to the air like the mighty gazelle, then to go at them like a mother fucking angry bull at a gate.
"did you catch paul on that ledge the other night trying to win at life?" " oh the favela with the dual rangers?" " thats right he was looking!" "ah look jump rape"
by ERIC BLU May 28, 2012

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