| 1. | Look a tit | ||
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To look foolish Chris fell asleep on the face tanner and ended up with a bright red face. He did look a tit when he walked into the office!
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| 2. | mushy-faced | ||
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That look on one's face after waking up, similar to that of a baby or of a puppy after waking up, just not quite having that awake yet look. Hey, did you just wake up? You look mushy-faced.
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| 3. | asleep | ||
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The most vulnerable state in which you will ever observe the vast majority of people. When we are asleep is the only time we will ever truly bare the soul. Also, aside from daydreams, it is the only state in which we can experience dreams, and, as such, is a viable source of insight and advice on our lives, if we can interpret it. 'You look so calm when you're asleep.'
'She's prettier when she's asleep. She doesn't look so troubled.' |
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| 4. | asleep | ||
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The most vulnerable state in which you will ever observe the vast majority of people. When we are asleep is the only time we will ever truly bare the soul. Also, aside from daydreams, it is the only state in which we can experience dreams, and, as such, is a viable source of insight and advice on our lives, if we can interpret it. 'You look so calm when you're asleep.'
'She's prettier when she's asleep. She doesn't look so troubled.' |
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| 5. | Metis | ||
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The first person to pass out or fall asleep in a group gathering.
Can also be referred to as someone sleeping. Dude, we were smoking the bomb the other night, bout 15 minutes later I look over and Jason is metis on the couch, So we pointed and yelled metis, he woke up shortly after grinning giving us the finger.
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| 6. | Sleepbrowsing | ||
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The act of falling asleep with your hand on the mouse while surfing the web, and randomly clicking and moving it in your sleep, often ending up with something on the screen you were not looking at when you fell asleep.
To other people present, it's like seeing a puppy moving it's legs during a nap, but to the unfortunate sleeper there will be a little concern when he/she will wake up and see something unexpected on the screen, just like sleepwalkers waking up not in their beedroom. See also RMM (Rapid Mouse Movements). A: Hey, bro', look, mom fell asleep again at the computer.
B: Oh my god, did you see it? She clicked the mouse. Owww, how cute! She is sleepbrowsing! A: Holy s**t she opened up a porn site! |
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| 7. | Love Hound | ||
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Someone (mostly middle aged single women) who will look for "love" where ever they can such as bar,the beach,the men's public restroom,truck stops etc. Man1:Look at that lady she is hitting on like every guy here.
Man2:What a Love Hound. Man1:Its sad really. |
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