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Quiet at first, but when you get to know her, she's a little insane. Sweet, and lovable, but at the same time, strong and crazy. Looks like an innocent little girl, but isn't very innocent on the inside. If she's ever mad, run. She probably has a chain saw behind her back.
Wow, I thought she was an innocent girl, but she's actually a total Lona.
Lona by Domesticatedchicken December 13, 2016
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longjaw mudsucker 

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.
I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.
longjaw mudsucker by SpekTro April 5, 2015
a cool way of saying hooker
guy1: look at that lanja over there workin the street
guy2: i really wanna bonk that lanja's ass
guy1: it'll cost you!!
lanja by neo March 6, 2005
when you have a testicle removed and the testicle remaining gets lonely
After the surgery, I think I developed lonball.
lonball by emilejfagerstromiv December 15, 2018
A tall and attractive girl who is always there for her boy. She will always look young and beautiful on the outside though is very sensitive inside. Although she might seem sweet, she's always ready for self defense if anything has happened to her. Lojain is hot, sexy and peng and is loved by many people.As well as her beauty, she's very smart and a bookworm! She is such a tomboy when she wants to be and loves football.
Boy 1: OMG look at that amazing girl!
Boy 2: Oh yeah, she's such a Lojain....!
lojain by def.initons April 5, 2017
The word "lonja" literally means auction or market, but it often used in its plural or singular form to describe what is referred to in English as love handles, fat rolls, and/or a muffin top.
Ay, Becky! You can see your lonjas hanging everywhere in that bikini!
lonjas by Mars Atlast January 12, 2008