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Haircut generally seen on heads of thin white passive-agressive men wearing tight blue jeans and a camisole. Synonym: mullet.
This priest has the shiniest longueuil I have ever seen.
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southshore of montreal, quebec, canada
more like a suburb
i live in longueuil
re : oh you mean you are a longueuillois ?
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Longueuil - proper noun
A city of southern Quebec, Canada, on the St. Lawrence River opposite Montreal. It is an industrial centre where single males find it difficult to date females, as females choose not to "sleep over" in sub-standard towns such as Longueuil. Friends of such townfolk will not visit, if they do, they will die of boredom. If you dislike the French, we recommend you avoid it and head to Nova Scotia.
I would rather eat toe fungus than travel to Longueuil.
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