longterm goals 

When a woman asks a man what there long term goals are they are talking about what they want in the future two or three years from now.

Girl: what's your longterm goals

Boy: I want to have kids and get married....

longterm goals by [e-mail] February 22, 2017

Longtermgevity 

A made up word overheard on the Amtrack train traveling from Sacramento to San Francisco. It combines two terms that essentially mean the same thing; "Long Term" and "Longevity".

Guy on other end of cell phone: John, what do you think about the new marketing plan?
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Well, Ray. I really like it. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!

Guy on other end of cell phone: I'm sorry...WHAT??
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: I said I like it, Ray. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!

Guy on other end of cell phone: Ummm..I'm not sure what you mean.

Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Really? That's funny. I thought you were a wordsmith.

Longtermgevity by Willis Kwok June 12, 2016

Long Term Laziness 

Often abbreviated to simply “LTL” this majestic phrase is to explain oneself for doing something that is short term work for the eventual greater good of being lazy. For example one might be standing in a situation that calls for sitting. If one is doing this it’s quite clear that this genius is a lazy acumen for spotting that he’s going to arise very soon so he might as well remain standing as to not have to deal with the aggravating work of getting up. The term was first originated in 2008 by Vince Wilfork who was once told to take a knee but didn’t because “LTL”

Sammy: Yo why you standing bro?
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!

Long Term Laziness by weiny0402 January 18, 2019

Long term memory sauce 

The act of having amnesia and mixing up the word tomato with long term memory.

We had spaghetti with long term memory sauce...

Long term memory sauce by BG_Guy May 25, 2020

long term crush 

a long term crush is someone who you genuinely can't get over, you don't want to get over them either. you think they like you back but sometimes they don't show it, this person makes you want to come to school. he/she is the reason you're happy. you also may find yourself falling in love with them. they are one of the most special people in your life and you're beyond happy that you found them.

I've had a long term crush on him for 7 months.

long term crush by SaraSpann April 6, 2017

no long term damage 

"No long term damage" is a catchphrase from the British Youtuber Jack Massey Welsh also known as JackSucksAtLife or JackSucksAtMC
The phrase is used specifically in his videos that take place on his server Play.Skycade.Net when the server is about to reset.
Basically when the server is about to reset nothing matters so he can do whatever he wants.

*SETS OFF 1000000000 TNT AT SPAWN* No LonG TErM DaMagE
*Gives players creative mode* No LoNg TerM DaMaGe
*Drops 100 crate keys at spawn* No long term damage!
*/stop* SERVER EXPLODES

no long term damage by EditorKaiIsABrush October 22, 2019

Long Term Game 

Long Term Game, or LTG, involves planting the seeds for a hook-up long before you intend to harvest the fruits. As opposed to a one night stand, LTG is just getting your foot in the door, even if the plan is weeks, months or even years away from being completed.

LTG is often employed by women looking to ride the gravy train in life, locking up a wealthy older man who will take care of them.

"Are you going home with that guy?"
"Nope, it's LTG all the way. He wants me, but I am going to make him work for it and ring me first."

C: "I've got a great Long Term Game worked out. It involves a great spray tan, a sparkling personality and pretending to know about a variety of subjects so I can fit in with any social gathering. What man could resist?"

Long Term Game by HaterCaid April 21, 2010