Nick longstaffe 

A stay at home son that lives off his parents.

So what’s Ted been up to?

He just Nick longstaffe it…

Nick longstaffe by Marc Campbell October 30, 2023

Rusty Longsword

During sex, when a man is so overwhelmed by the thought that he has "gotta go fast", that he starts to lose his erection. It may become useful again, but isn't ready to stand up to any special challenges.

"Yeah, it's a rusty longsword. It might be useable if buffed up."

Rusty Longsword by dhallows23 June 29, 2016

longest definition 

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person 2: i dont fuckin know

longest definition by MWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW June 19, 2021

LongSmack

Longsmack is when you hold a normal lip smack for several seconds. Mainly used when someone says something lame.

HIM: Can you text me?
HER: I don't have unlimited texting
HIM: (Longsmack)

LongSmack by CodyFromDha216 October 24, 2011

Pipi Longstocking that hoe 

when yo hit that shit from behind and you grab her pig tails while you stab it with your pork sword, and you pull the pig tails.

She be likin when I, " Pipi Longstocking that hoe".

Pipi Longstocking that hoe by grand master third June 7, 2009

Longshafting 

Named after the great Edward Longshaft, who was famous for the use of his extremely large member and his excessive thrusting that accompanied it in his bedroom antics. The term longshafting refers to any pelvic thrust over 2 feet in length during sexual intercourse. It does not have to be accompanied by a 2 foot member, and should be used cautiously as it can result in serious harm for those involved. The pile driver is the most efficient and safest position to use when learning the skill of longshafting.

"Hey, you know that girl from town the other night? We went back to hers and it got freaky. She had to bite down on her own arm when i started longshafting her."

"It has a major bend to the right in it cause i broke it one time when i was longshafting my ex girlfriend."

Longshafting by AJ Phlare August 19, 2009

longston 

When you’re High AF and everything seems to be taking ages

The walk home after a spliff is Longston

longston by BiggieLongNob June 9, 2020