Chronic masturbation. Uncontrollable boner-lust, followed by humping any object within reach. The result of Longoing to long is having a crushed pelvis and imploded penis.
Man 1: Oh my God, he's at it again.
Man 2: What? Who?
Man 1: My roommate. He's Longoing. Again.
Man 2: Jesus, does he have, like a problem or something??
Man 1: He's like an animal. A monster.
Longo: What's going on fellas.
Man 2: Why is your hand bleeding?
Man 1: *silent disapproval*
Longo: You guys are douchebags.
According to the Real Academia Española, the Spanish-language word "longo" is derived from the Quechua-language word "lungu".
Socialistic hippies like the longos because of their uncivilized Turd World
specie of man indigenous to the Northeast Region of the United States.
"Is that Sasquatch
? Oh wait, that's a longo."
An Individual hailing from Longford, Tasmania
That ugly kid over there he's a Longo
His friends call him Ponyboy(definitely not a big cock joke) and he is insane but he wouldn't hurt his friends infact his friends are the only thing that matter to him and he couldn't live without them.But if their is one thing you don't want to do it is fuck with his friend Brian they are like brothers and mike will wear you like a suit if you try to hurt his friends especially Brian...and never ever fuck with the girl he likes or you might just die.
no Longo its okay don't hurt him
1) Having usual and uncontrollable sexual cravings for sheep. 2) To be sexually stimulated by wool, mutton and sheep sounds.
In the middle ages, "longoing" was practiced at some length by lonely homosexual shepherds in the hills of Italy. A famous Longoer - William the Longoer of Kent, England - is on record for the single most sheep shagged in one day with a record of 32 (comprising all of Squire Trelarney's prize herd of sheep, as well as several of his younger goats).
Socialistic hippies like the longos because of their uncivilized Turd World manners.